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Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 8, 2009 15:58:15 April 8, 2009 15:58:15

Billy Ray parent pimp has accompanied his second life meal ticket and daughter Miley to New York to promote the Hannah Montana movie. They performed on Good Morning America today. Yesterday they made the rounds at other talk shows. Here he is, hair freshly ironed and that f-cking soul patch sprayed and gelled, stopping to sign autographs. Full Story

I’ll say it for you

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 6, 2009 08:40:26 April 6, 2009 08:40:26

The suggestion is revolting, totally. But I’m not the one parading my 16 year old kid on every carpet like a 25 year old. This is JailBait Miley Cyrus at the ACM Awards last night looking like her father’s wife. Yeah, I said it. I said what you were thinking. We are all thinking… Electra Complex comes to Hollywood. Full Story

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Where was your father last night?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 3, 2009 07:57:31 April 3, 2009 07:57:31

Mine was at home getting squawked at. JailBait Miley Cyrus’s was on the red carpet at the Hannah Montana movie premiere last night, spackled with a month’s worth of foundation, that f-cking soul patch freshly combed out, working the full douchebag pose in front of the cameras. Why don’t more people find this embarrassing? Why is JailBait’s mouth so embarrassing? Check it out, begging you to smack it. Full Story

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If he was your dad…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 9, 2009 17:14:25 March 9, 2009 17:14:25

Even just for a dayWould you roll out of bed in the morningOr spend most of your life hiding away? This is Billy Ray Cyrus yesterday in Hollywood at the John Varvatos benefit. There is no reason for that hair. No reason for that … thing… on his chin. It’s not an age thing. It’s a douche thing. Full Story

Double date with dad and God

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 5, 2009 07:01:25 January 5, 2009 07:01:25

JailBait and her parents on two separate outings this weekend – first out to lunch with her cheese boy Justin Gaston and then again with Justin at church. Totally MiniVan approved! As you can see, Billy Ray Cyrus seems fond of his daughter’s hired accessory, the 20 year old who started dating the 16 year old when she was just 15 years old and who, no way, is definitely not having sex with her. Full Story

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Douchebags have Soul Patches

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 24, 2008 08:02:00 November 24, 2008 08:02:00

It’s currently my favourite site: Hot Chicks With Douchebags. In all fairness, the chicks are super douchey too, but it’s a reminder, when lulled into thinking that good taste will prevail… No. Never. This is why Billy Cyrus has lasted longer than acid wash jeans. Full Story