Daddy doesn’t like the new boy

October 9, 2009 14:05:47 Posted at October 9, 2009 14:05:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

JailBait Miley Cyrus abruptly shut down her Twitter this week after posting the following:

“FYI Liam doesn’t have a twitter and he wants ME to delete mine with good reason”

Liam is the new boyfriend and her co-star in The Last Song and shortly after that tweet, JailBait’s Twitter was deleted, prompting many of her fans to launch a “comeback” campaign imploring her to change her mind. So far it’s been radio silence.

Good.

Finally, a male figure in her life who doesn’t want his business made public...

And he’s encouraging her not to make her own business public. If this is indeed how things went down, Liam sounds like a keeper. And you’d think her daddy would approve, right?

Well…

Regular daddies, yes. But Pimp Daddies?

Hell no.

Billy Ray Cyrus is still on Twitter. And this is his message for his baby girl:

“Miley. You are a light in a world of darkness. You were born"Destiny Hope Cyrus" for a reason.You can't leave everyone now.We r countin on u”

Never trust a motherf-cker who calls his kid Destiny Hope. She’s had it legally changed to Miley but still… that sh-t is more offensive to me than any Bronx, Sparrow, or Zuma. And it sure as f-ck is more offensive than Stella Luna.

But it’s not the Destiny of Hope that’s most telling about Billy Ray’s tweet. What’s most telling is that obviously daddy disagrees with the boy. Daddy believes that Miley belongs on Twitter and that she should come back. After all, this is the same man who pushed his kid into the business, right? Of course he wants her on Twitter. It’s the way he’s taught her to live.

You’ll note Billy Ray was totally fine with a 20 year old loser living in his house and dating his kid who followed all the rules and was happily photographed at the right places, but this new one…

This new one is all rogue. He’s encouraging her to scale back her famewhore. Blasphemy!

Daddy doesn’t approve. It’s only a matter of time then before the God Card comes out: Miley – you can do God’s work on Twitter. Miley you must do His work.

Or maybe they’re playing us all. Maybe this is an elaborate plan to exit and then create a storied, scripted triumphant return, more popular than ever. Wouldn’t put it past them.

Check the new poll.


File photo from Wenn.com

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