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Unbelievable, outrageous, or ridiculous celebrity statements or moves worthy of this kind of reply.

Posh judges!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 8, 2009 07:56:14 May 8, 2009 07:56:14

But first, this is David Beckham in Milan today with his best hair. Still makes me swoon, although I’d prefer a clean shave. Not sure what’s going with him these days. His facial hair is so patchy. A little too Gary from Team America. America…f-ck yeah! Speaking of Gary, Becks popped in to see Gary Neville earlier this week in England while his wife was trying too hard at the Met Gala and then showing off her photoshopped nearly naked body at Macy’s in New York. Full Story

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Junior is robust

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 28, 2009 11:36:00 April 28, 2009 11:36:00

Well sh-t… He would have to be, non? After all, he has to look at it day and night. And, as he so generously revealed, he has to nail it too. So of course he is robust. But the visual… Ew! F-ck! No! Can’t. Stop! Anyway, as you know, Tori Spelling and Kevin Federline Jr have been promoting themselves. Full Story

Jesus heals

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 23, 2009 06:55:10 April 23, 2009 06:55:10

Madonna in New York yesterday – first visiting a medical building where Page Six reports she was seeing a spine specialist. Amazing she can wear heels with a sore back. I can’t wear heels after a workout, let alone falling off a horse. Full Story

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LipGloss is the King of the World!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 20, 2009 07:48:15 April 20, 2009 07:48:15

Seems appropriate. After all, he does idolise Leonardo DiCaprio… And like Leo, LipGloss ruled over the box office this weekend, proving he can open a film that isn’t a high school franchise, exceeding initial estimates, and coming in with 17 Again at $24 million. What’s even more encouraging for LipGloss though is that audience members were made up of both the teen squealers AND that coveted female 18-49 demographic. Full Story

Madonna and Mercy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 15, 2009 12:17:03 April 15, 2009 12:17:03

This publicity photo was released by Madonna’s agents today. She’s holding baby Mercy from Malawi. As you know, Mercy is still in Malawi while Madge appeals the adoption rejection. Needless to say, this photo of her, glowing and “angelic”, holding the child as everyone else looks miserable beside her… The obviousness just punched me in the face. Full Story

Country Asskisser

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 7, 2009 10:29:32 April 7, 2009 10:29:32

Someone emailed me the other day along the lines of: Lainey, if Carrie Underwood is a bitch and you love bitches than why do you hate Carrie Underwood? Why? Because she’s a fraud. A sweet and sugar on the outside, poison flowing on the inside fraud. Ask those she’s cussed out and dismissed. Full Story

Dance with GOOPy!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 26, 2009 07:35:48 March 26, 2009 07:35:48

I used to hate Thursdays. Now Thursdays are GOOP days. GOOP days are good days – yay! Latest GOOP newsletter…very convenient. Last week it was reported that Gwyneth and her trainer, with whom she’s opening a gym in New York, couldn’t sell memberships. This week, GOOPy’s featuring a new video…starring, naturally, Tracy. Full Story

Bey… please!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 26, 2009 06:51:45 March 26, 2009 06:51:45

Remember these photos? Taken a few weeks ago, Beyonce on the set of a new concert video in a Thierry Mugler gown – not the most flattering. We all know, B has a crazy body. But even the craziest bodies can be disrespected by poor choices. Still…she’s looked worse. Whenever her mother dresses her she looks worse. Full Story

Today’s Bitch… please!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 24, 2009 10:43:48 March 24, 2009 10:43:48

Who’s under the hood? It’s Jennifer Aniston in New York this morning headed on set to start shooting her new film The Baster. Exactly. The same Jennifer Aniston who works relentlessly with her publicist to leak and spin to her advantage. The same Jennifer Aniston whose fierce bodyguards somehow didn’t notice paps taking photos of their client and John Mayer at the pool in Miami when their romance became public. Full Story

Her Madgesty: cheap and cruel?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 23, 2009 10:44:50 March 23, 2009 10:44:50

Stories originating out of the UK re: Madonna have to be taken with a grain of salt. They are unabashedly pro-Guy. This one however, despite my loyalty towards the Madge, seems totally believable. Madonna keeps a nanny to tend exclusively to Baby David Banda. The nanny has tendered her resignation but was booted before the notice date as M was supposedly furious that the nanny wants to leave. Full Story