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Celebrities with the best bitch faces and cut-eye in Hollywood.

Photo Assumption: Jennifer Aniston’s side-eye

June 6, 2011 07:35:18 Posted at June 6, 2011 07:35:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

LOVE THIS PICTURE SO MUCH! Jennifer Aniston showed up with her brand new boyfriend Justin Theroux at the MTV Movie Awards afterparty last night at Soho House. So they’re public now. Already? The MTV Movie Awards – this is not Jen’s usual scene. Oh I see. Are we still using that playbook? Really? Jennifer Aniston has a movie coming out. Full Story

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MTV Emmas: bitchface and backstage

June 6, 2011 05:50:32 Posted at June 6, 2011 05:50:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

All of us wondered during the liveblog if Emma Watson bitchfaced Emma Stone during Stone’s acceptance speech last night. Watson was seated behind Hailee Steinfeld. And Hailee Steinfeld was clapping like she’d never been let out of the house before which...that might be true. As Duana noted, juxtaposed with that kind of enthusiasm, Watson’s unamused expression seemed extra crusty. Full Story

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No one does Smug better…

April 25, 2011 09:43:00 Posted at April 25, 2011 09:43:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Than Julia Roberts. Right? She attended the Tribeca Film Festival screening of Jesus Henry Christ on Saturday, a movie about a boy who falls in love with a girl and just wants her to love him. No, not really. But I couldn’t resist. JHC is about a really smart boy trying to find his father because he was conceived in a petrie dish and needs to know where he came from. Full Story

Remove the cupcakes

March 21, 2011 08:20:23 Posted at March 21, 2011 08:20:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Like, get them away from her. You might think that’s the usual Victoria Beckham bitchface on display during the LA Galaxy game yesterday but I wonder if it’s not her legendary resolve and determination we are seeing. This is a woman who never, ever indulges. No sweets, no fats, no fries, nothing. Full Story

Grammy Anorexic BitchFace: LeAnn Rimes

February 14, 2011 07:17:00 Posted at February 14, 2011 07:17:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Staying skinny won’t make him stay. But you will learn that the hard way. LeAnn Rimes doesn’t go anywhere these days without fiancé Eddie Cibrian. He doesn’t want to miss a moment out there either. After all, that’s why he upgraded right? And that’s why he’ll always be looking to climb. Full Story

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Pregnancy BitchFace

February 10, 2011 11:35:28 Posted at February 10, 2011 11:35:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Woah! Does everything get more concentrated when you’re expecting? My friends say that senses are heightened, everything is felt more acutely, and, judging from Natalie Portman, even BitchFace gets more intense. That right there could rival Jessica Seinfeld Full Story

SAG Boss: Mark Wahlberg

January 31, 2011 09:42:32 Posted at January 31, 2011 09:42:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There’s been no mention yet of James Franco I WENT TO FILM SCHOOL. Why? Because his ego penis was nowhere near as intrusive as Mark Wahlberg’s last night. Wahlberg dragged his balls on stage and cockily took up our time to stroke his own dick. Did you see? While presenting with Amy Adams,he decided to congratulate himself first, his movie, the actors in his movie, and his tv show, Boardwalk Empire… We get it. Full Story

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5th Row Country BitchFace

January 28, 2011 07:25:57 Posted at January 28, 2011 07:25:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What the f-ck Madison Square Garden??? How dare you put Howard Stern in the front row at the Knicks game and shove Country Bitch Carrie Underwood and her husband back there in the 5th? Did she mind? Please. Does it look like she minded? Mrs Fisher minded a LOT. She’s Carrie Underwood. Don’t you motherf-ckers know Carrie Underwood??? Poor Mike Fisher probably had to hear about it the entire game. Full Story

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Happy & Smug

January 26, 2011 10:50:21 Posted at January 26, 2011 10:50:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Julia Roberts isn’t papped very often anymore. But yesterday, on the day her good friend Javier Bardem received an Oscar nomination for his work in Biutiful, Julia was photographed at the Sunset Tower. And she waved. Smugly. More so than usual. Because, as noted, Julia campaigned hard for Javier. Full Story

Like Aunt, Like Emma

January 24, 2011 07:27:36 Posted at January 24, 2011 07:27:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Emma Roberts is GORGEOUS. I mean, she’s really, really spectacularly beautiful. And the littlest thing ever. Skinny, frail, bored… I interviewed Emma yesterday at the Sundance premiere for her new movie Homework, co-starring Freddie Highmore. Love him. Everyone else was wearing proper winter clothing. Full Story