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Remove the cupcakes

March 21, 2011 08:20:23 Posted at March 21, 2011 08:20:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Like, get them away from her. You might think that’s the usual Victoria Beckham bitchface on display during the LA Galaxy game yesterday but I wonder if it’s not her legendary resolve and determination we are seeing. This is a woman who never, ever indulges. No sweets, no fats, no fries, nothing. Full Story

Grammy Anorexic BitchFace: LeAnn Rimes

February 14, 2011 07:17:00 Posted at February 14, 2011 07:17:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Staying skinny won’t make him stay. But you will learn that the hard way. LeAnn Rimes doesn’t go anywhere these days without fiancé Eddie Cibrian. He doesn’t want to miss a moment out there either. After all, that’s why he upgraded right? And that’s why he’ll always be looking to climb. Full Story

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Pregnancy BitchFace

February 10, 2011 11:35:28 Posted at February 10, 2011 11:35:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Woah! Does everything get more concentrated when you’re expecting? My friends say that senses are heightened, everything is felt more acutely, and, judging from Natalie Portman, even BitchFace gets more intense. That right there could rival Jessica Seinfeld Full Story

SAG Boss: Mark Wahlberg

January 31, 2011 09:42:32 Posted at January 31, 2011 09:42:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There’s been no mention yet of James Franco I WENT TO FILM SCHOOL. Why? Because his ego penis was nowhere near as intrusive as Mark Wahlberg’s last night. Wahlberg dragged his balls on stage and cockily took up our time to stroke his own dick. Did you see? While presenting with Amy Adams,he decided to congratulate himself first, his movie, the actors in his movie, and his tv show, Boardwalk Empire… We get it. Full Story

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5th Row Country BitchFace

January 28, 2011 07:25:57 Posted at January 28, 2011 07:25:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What the f-ck Madison Square Garden??? How dare you put Howard Stern in the front row at the Knicks game and shove Country Bitch Carrie Underwood and her husband back there in the 5th? Did she mind? Please. Does it look like she minded? Mrs Fisher minded a LOT. She’s Carrie Underwood. Don’t you motherf-ckers know Carrie Underwood??? Poor Mike Fisher probably had to hear about it the entire game. Full Story

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Happy & Smug

January 26, 2011 10:50:21 Posted at January 26, 2011 10:50:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Julia Roberts isn’t papped very often anymore. But yesterday, on the day her good friend Javier Bardem received an Oscar nomination for his work in Biutiful, Julia was photographed at the Sunset Tower. And she waved. Smugly. More so than usual. Because, as noted, Julia campaigned hard for Javier. Full Story

Like Aunt, Like Emma

January 24, 2011 07:27:36 Posted at January 24, 2011 07:27:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Emma Roberts is GORGEOUS. I mean, she’s really, really spectacularly beautiful. And the littlest thing ever. Skinny, frail, bored… I interviewed Emma yesterday at the Sundance premiere for her new movie Homework, co-starring Freddie Highmore. Love him. Everyone else was wearing proper winter clothing. Full Story

Mrs Wahlberg’s BitchFace

January 18, 2011 09:15:00 Posted at January 18, 2011 09:15:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

And here we thought she was just a garden variety model wife. A very fertile one at that. But Mrs Wahlberg, also known as Rhea Durham, she has a raging bitch inside of her. And when she lets it out? Look. The. F-ck. Out. It’s amazing. The background: I work on an entertainment news show in Canada called etalk Full Story

Worst Globe nose: Megan Fox

January 17, 2011 08:30:06 Posted at January 17, 2011 08:30:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It looks like it’s eroding. There was a side shot of it tonight and I thought I saw Kate Moss come out to say hi. Megan Fox’s however isn’t eroding from coke like Kate’s though. Or… maybe it is. But the other part of it has to do with too much doctor cutting. That Pretend Face of hers… it’s demented. Full Story

Lil C-Face

November 30, 2010 09:30:07 Posted at November 30, 2010 09:30:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I really love how know-it-all you all are about your gossip. Late yesterday I posted this article re: Julia Roberts and Natalie Portman and Julia’s piece in Variety praising Natalie, with a reference to a nickname. And then came your emails know-it-alling about what the nickname was; it comes from an interview Natalie gave to Peter Sarsgaard for Interview Magazine during which she reveals that when she first met Julia she presented her with a necklace that said C-NT. Full Story

Sweethearts are bitches

August 12, 2010 08:52:50 Posted at August 12, 2010 08:52:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey

With the exception of Sandra Bullock, consider Reese Witherspoon, Jennifer Aniston, and of course the biggest one Julia Roberts. The blondeness, the friendness, the big smile, they are misleading, non? But this isn’t new, that Julia is all about Julia, that Julia is better, above it, and over it. Full Story

Cannes BFFs and Salma’s bitchface

May 17, 2010 11:16:00 Posted at May 17, 2010 11:16:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Gael Garcia Bernal is a jury member this year. His bestie Diego Luna is presenting a film. So of course they’re inseparable. And of course it’s adorable to see them truly enjoying being around each other. The crowd went wild when they arrived together on Friday night with the two young stars of Diego’s movie perhaps the next version of themselves. Full Story

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Now THIS is a BitchFace

April 22, 2010 16:02:33 Posted at April 22, 2010 16:02:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I have a Jessica Seinfeld problem. After all, gossip is my life. Jessica Seinfeld is the best gossip. You know how she and Jerry came to be. You know about the book and the clothes and the Oprah shoes and the Hamptons and the money and the Paltrows and the Madonnas... Jessica Seinfeld SCORED. And Jessica Seinfeld will cut a motherf-cker without hesitation. Full Story