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Best of 2009: American Sweetheart BitchFace

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 22, 2009 15:32:47 December 22, 2009 15:32:47

Nothing like a bitchface that lies underneath the milk and honey. And for so many it’s so hard to believe. Because most of her characters have such sunny dispositions. Again, why is it that people can easily accept that politicians are liars and never the actors when the actors PRETEND TO BE SOMEONE ELSE for a living? In university one of my favourite political science courses was a 2nd year elective on The American Presidents. Full Story

Best of 2009: Blanchett BitchFace

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 16, 2009 08:09:17 December 16, 2009 08:09:17

Somehow Megan Fox ended up front row at Armani in Paris. It was revealed later that she is the brand’s new underwear spokesperson. Photo Assumption says that that decision doesn’t seem to have been very well received by longtime Armani fan Ms Cate Blanchett, a style icon who has worn Prive on many major occasions, and who was seated next to the Fox during the show Full Story

Pink and BitchFace

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 3, 2009 12:13:07 December 3, 2009 12:13:07

I’ve seen a lot of BitchFace in my day. And Reese Witherspoon’s BitchFace ranks as one of the top BitchFaces in the business. She will cut you with her eye and make you wish you’d never been born. She will curl her upper lip into a sneer that will chill your soul and send you running for butter. Full Story

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Sunny & Scowl

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 28, 2009 08:28:20 October 28, 2009 08:28:20

A spectacular Reese Witherspoon showed up at the Avon event in New York last night. And she knows it too. Look at that smug little face. America’s Sunshine is the Avon spokesperson, and she certainly pulled it all out for the photos to make sure the Avon name gets enough play today. As for Jakey, well, he’s in NYC too. Full Story

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September Issue BitchFace

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 20, 2009 09:42:30 August 20, 2009 09:42:30

As you know, there is an art to BitchFace. When it’s delivered by the best, it is an honour to receive it. Lara and I have received Anna Wintour’s BitchFace. I wish the same for each and every one of you. Full Story

Three in a row

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 19, 2009 10:58:58 June 19, 2009 10:58:58

I'm obsessed. With Reese Witherspoon's bitchface. Like every day. Check it out again in Washington, clearly not amused, something rammed up her ass. Love it so much. Such a refreshing change. Not sure what's been biting Reese's nasty knob lately but she's clearly not as capable of camaflouging her inside hag as she is ordinarily. Full Story

More Reese bitchface

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 18, 2009 07:15:06 June 18, 2009 07:15:06

It’s like my face today, only Reese probably didn’t have the grossest morning ever. No, Reese is on set of her new movie in Washington. She will be paid millions for a few weeks work. She’s shooting outside and doesn’t appreciate being papped on location. She doesn’t want us looking at the photos, posting the photos, especially since she doesn’t really have anything to sell right now or an Oscar to campaign for. Full Story

America’s Sweetest Bitchface

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 17, 2009 09:59:00 June 17, 2009 09:59:00

Reese Witherspoon is in Washington shooting How Do You Know showing off a wicked bitchface. Not sure if the cameras were rolling when these were taken but a reader called Catherine (thanks Catherine!) was there this morning and observed that America’s Sweetheart isn’t exactly the sweetest on set. Full Story