Blind Riddles Articles

Blind Items on cheaters, affairs, love triangles, studio drama, power struggles, and other juicy smut.

Bad with people

September 21, 2010 07:51:32 Posted at September 21, 2010 07:51:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Maybe we’re not his species. But he broke hearts recently on a promotional tour and shat on all the little people in his way. Of course he turned it on for cameras, of course he was super nice to those with a higher profile, but assistants, crew, hair and makeup, drivers, all were beneath him, which is why he required his door opened every time, all the time, would make a stink if he had to help himself, and refused to make eye contact with the lowly helpers who were ordered to provide his refreshments. Full Story


June 22, 2010 11:34:47 Posted at June 22, 2010 11:34:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Tori Spelling says that everybody hates her from 90210. No doubt. But more people probably hate this other bitch who has virtually alienated all of her former costars and is widely known to be a pain in the ass but for some reason enjoys a popularity and a paycheque usually reserved for much more accomplished actors. Full Story

LipGloss on the water & a half blind

May 18, 2010 07:27:07 Posted at May 18, 2010 07:27:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As noted yesterday, Zac Efron is back in Vancouver for reshoots on Charlie St Cloud. He was photographed at sailing practice yesterday and his pants were falling off. There may have been a little posing happening too. They’re actors, they ALL work on the stand and the lean and the shoulder dip. Full Story

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Watching how he copes

January 13, 2010 06:53:44 Posted at January 13, 2010 06:53:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It can be hard to breathe when you’re as young and as famous as he is. He copes in public situations not unlike many of his counterparts in the industry – as alarming as this sounds, a bump here and there is pedestrian in Hollywood. He’s been known however to lock himself in the bathroom and blow until he can face the world. Full Story

Hands free

January 12, 2010 07:18:00 Posted at January 12, 2010 07:18:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A quickie. Who makes sure that her husband has someone on staff specifically to hold her bag while she watches him at work? This is the employee’s only job responsibility. This person does nothing else but hold the bag. There’s no multitasking here. Because the bag can’t be put away in a room or on a table. Full Story

The Good Mommy Weight Loss Method

January 6, 2010 11:55:49 Posted at January 6, 2010 11:55:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

These are the things you get from your mother. Our perfect parent found a permanent way to keep the weight down – with a lap band installation a few years ago. At the same time, she thought she’d help out her little girl too. By pretty much forcing her teenage daughter to have one put in as well. Full Story

Casting Couch

December 29, 2009 07:32:25 Posted at December 29, 2009 07:32:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It was mystifying several years ago why she was hyped the way she was hyped. Just another starlet with no real significant starring vehicles somehow ending up with a prestigious magazine cover proclaiming her as the next It. Well It never happened. And after all this time and a string of failures, she’s been trying to change the course. Full Story

Tranny Ego Blow

December 22, 2009 09:11:53 Posted at December 22, 2009 09:11:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I’ve been saving up. There’s an even smuttier one to come later. But it’s almost Christmas. Christmas is about gossip gifts. This one is NOT FOR PRUDES. He was working out one day at the gym and a well known tranny caught his eye. So he gave her the signal and they ended up in the bathroom where he told her it wasn’t the first time he’d been with a tranny and then she blew him and the entire time it was all cocktalk as he kept asking her “Do you know whose dick you’re sucking…?” like she was supposed to be honoured by his penis in her mouth. Full Story

No one will tell him he sucks

December 21, 2009 06:51:34 Posted at December 21, 2009 06:51:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There’s a dirtier riddle coming later in the week but here’s an easy quickie for now. He wants this so badly, to be taken seriously as an actor. But on the set of his new movie, everyone is baffled. By how terrible he is. Like laughably terrible. The worst timing, the most awkward line reads, cheesy expressions… at this point it’s become a fun work-time activity: watch him get through a scene, feel the fontrum for him while he sucks it so hard so obliviously, giggle your tits off later because he walks around thinking he is the sweetest sh-t ever. Full Story

Holiday Riddles

December 17, 2009 12:13:18 Posted at December 17, 2009 12:13:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There’s a juicy one coming next week but chew on this for now? Please don’t be mad at me for enjoying New York too much. Which recently singled douchebag’s publicist has been calling every tabloid begging them to print his version of the breakup in order to protect his ego? The rep has been desperately trying to play competing publications against each other to make sure his client comes out of it with his penis size preserved which only reinforces the widely held belief that his client is a giant prick – in personality, and not necessarily in his pants. Full Story

They all fall down

November 20, 2009 07:41:04 Posted at November 20, 2009 07:41:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Very promising, very young, very well connected star was completely smashed at an afterparty recently, stumbling, mumbling, a total embarrassment, and not quite legal. She doesn’t eat, she’s drinking heavily, she’s experimenting with some other substances, she’s practically living with her boyfriend, and there is rarely an adult around to supervise. Full Story