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She’s a piece of work

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 25, 2010 06:47:00 October 25, 2010 06:47:00

Written by Sarah There’s one in every family. The in-law no one likes. They manage to find a way to bring down every family holiday and gathering, provoking fights, hurt feelings, and general awkwardness. You stare at the brother/sister/cousin/aunt, or maybe even parent, who introduced this unpleasant individual into your clan and think, Were you high when you proposed? For this family, their “piece of work” is a loud-mouthed, famous blonde who insists on smoking at the table during family gatherings (the family patriarch is very health conscious--this is not a smoking-tolerant family). Full Story

Hair issues

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 12, 2010 07:16:00 October 12, 2010 07:16:00

Two riddles about hair. Two different subjects. 1. When you don’t eat, when you deprive your body of essential nutrients, it reacts in ways to protect itself. One of the side effects of excessive thinnification is the fuzzy hair growth, a soft downy layer as the body tries to keep itself warm. Full Story

Any excuse to dress up

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 4, 2010 06:50:33 October 4, 2010 06:50:33

There was a party recently to celebrate the imminent arrival. So he took the opportunity to get dressed up, full lady costume, with his male friends, and sing and dance and flail about, and let the real him fly for a change, at least the afternoon, just like in the movies, while his expectant wife looked on. Full Story

Another Winner

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 28, 2010 08:17:11 September 28, 2010 08:17:11

She certainly knows how to pick them, douchebag after douchebag. Although it’s ended with the last one who didn’t want to get serious he’s still getting a lot of mileage from their brief hook-up. Seems he has a really big mouth, and is telling everyone everywhere how much she wanted him. Full Story

Bad with people

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 21, 2010 07:51:32 September 21, 2010 07:51:32

Maybe we’re not his species. But he broke hearts recently on a promotional tour and shat on all the little people in his way. Of course he turned it on for cameras, of course he was super nice to those with a higher profile, but assistants, crew, hair and makeup, drivers, all were beneath him, which is why he required his door opened every time, all the time, would make a stink if he had to help himself, and refused to make eye contact with the lowly helpers who were ordered to provide his refreshments. Full Story

CheapAssNess

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 22, 2010 11:34:47 June 22, 2010 11:34:47

Tori Spelling says that everybody hates her from 90210. No doubt. But more people probably hate this other bitch who has virtually alienated all of her former costars and is widely known to be a pain in the ass but for some reason enjoys a popularity and a paycheque usually reserved for much more accomplished actors. Full Story

LipGloss on the water & a half blind

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 18, 2010 07:27:07 May 18, 2010 07:27:07

As noted yesterday, Zac Efron is back in Vancouver for reshoots on Charlie St Cloud. He was photographed at sailing practice yesterday and his pants were falling off. There may have been a little posing happening too. They’re actors, they ALL work on the stand and the lean and the shoulder dip. Full Story

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Watching how he copes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 13, 2010 06:53:44 January 13, 2010 06:53:44

It can be hard to breathe when you’re as young and as famous as he is. He copes in public situations not unlike many of his counterparts in the industry – as alarming as this sounds, a bump here and there is pedestrian in Hollywood. He’s been known however to lock himself in the bathroom and blow until he can face the world. Full Story

Hands free

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 12, 2010 07:18:00 January 12, 2010 07:18:00

A quickie. Who makes sure that her husband has someone on staff specifically to hold her bag while she watches him at work? This is the employee’s only job responsibility. This person does nothing else but hold the bag. There’s no multitasking here. Because the bag can’t be put away in a room or on a table. Full Story

The Good Mommy Weight Loss Method

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 6, 2010 11:55:49 January 6, 2010 11:55:49

These are the things you get from your mother. Our perfect parent found a permanent way to keep the weight down – with a lap band installation a few years ago. At the same time, she thought she’d help out her little girl too. By pretty much forcing her teenage daughter to have one put in as well. Full Story

Casting Couch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 29, 2009 07:32:25 December 29, 2009 07:32:25

It was mystifying several years ago why she was hyped the way she was hyped. Just another starlet with no real significant starring vehicles somehow ending up with a prestigious magazine cover proclaiming her as the next It. Well It never happened. And after all this time and a string of failures, she’s been trying to change the course. Full Story