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2 days and 20 years

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 31, 2012 17:42:32 December 31, 2012 17:42:32

She’s married and they have a child. And these days she’s much more visible -- all over -- than he is. There have been rumours, since they seem to be apart so often, that their relationship has been unstable. Though they’ve recently been seen together, and appear to be happy, he might not feel so secure if he were to find out who she’s sleeping with behind his back, and so indiscriminately. Full Story

The Worst Wedding Gift Ever

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 23, 2012 17:45:26 October 23, 2012 17:45:26

This is a blind riddle. When Duana got married in July we all got together to surprise her and produce a video of us, her friends, re-enacting her favourite scene from Sister Act 2. When this celebrity couple got married, a few members of their friends and family produced a video too, intending to play it at the wedding. Full Story

One more couple to mourn

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 29, 2012 21:51:08 August 29, 2012 21:51:08

Nothing to laugh about here -- this one we will all be sad about. All of us. Because it’s almost over for them. After rising together and stabilising together and conveniently finding a home together, where you’d think work would be so much easier, and having the babies too, they’re close to formally ending it, and there may be an announcement soon. Full Story

Who Did Your Eyes?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 10, 2012 18:34:42 August 10, 2012 18:34:42

One of the best pieces of gossip I’ve heard lately. I wish I could have watched it go down. Wait, but now I’ve built it up too much. So I’ll pull it back first: this does not involve sex or cheating or secret gays or garden vegetables which means some of you may find it boring. But it does involve two celebrated actors, super powerful, super respected, neither of whom seem to be particularly vain physically beyond staying trim. Full Story


Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 25, 2012 15:41:07 July 25, 2012 15:41:07

Let’s take a break from the Twilight despair to get into some sexual produce. They’ve been together a while now. They’re beautiful and fashionable and they’ve travelled the world. This sense of adventure extends beyond geography. After so many years, it would appear that these two are still super hot for each other. Full Story

He turned out to be the cliché

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 12, 2012 16:22:08 July 12, 2012 16:22:08

He was the one we trusted who can’t actually be trusted. He used to be my answer to the question - is there anyone in Hollywood who DOESN’T cheat? Yes, I’d say, and excitedly too! Art does not imitate life! He’s faithful! Well, no. He isn’t. He hits on the young funny pretty ones at parties. Full Story

Scared Straight

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 21, 2012 16:46:01 March 21, 2012 16:46:01

Both are acclaimed actors. One’s an actor you find super cute. He’s popular and adorable, like dimples and old fashioned dresses. The other’s an actor I find super gross. And dramatic. And full of his own sh-t. He fronts like he’s dark. He’s difficult. The work is often beneath him. The work is often taken away from him because the attitude that it is beneath him is so often intolerable The two had a torrid affair. Full Story

Not a doting mother, not a kind employer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 2, 2012 15:15:32 March 2, 2012 15:15:32

She’s supposed to be the doting mother. Ask the people who help her with her kids. They certainly don’t agree. First of all she’s never around. And when she’s present she’s distant, not only not involved, but almost irresponsible about it. One of her children may have developmental challenges. Full Story

Thin For Nothing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 21, 2012 16:44:39 February 21, 2012 16:44:39

Lower tier actress - you know her name - is desperate for a big(ger) break. When she heard The Director was working on a new blockbuster, she begged and begged for a meeting. And he repeatedly kept dicking her around, cancelling at the last minute, making her wait for a couple of hours before sending the assistant  out to tell her he wasn’t showing. Full Story

When she conceived...

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 15, 2012 15:31:06 February 15, 2012 15:31:06

She’s pregnant. It’s still early but she’ll start to show soon. And she’s happy, they’re both happy, but also really, really freaking out. Because around the time of conception, they were both using rather frequently. It’s just what they do together. Besides, she thought she was past the point of another child. Full Story

Cash Only

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 14, 2011 20:58:05 December 14, 2011 20:58:05

SO easy. Who was paid $15,000 in cash this week in exchange for frolicking around in her bikini on the beach? That’s a lot of cash money for you and me, true. But for them? It’s change. It’s really, really not much. In that world, it’s almost nothing. Consider that Tori Spelling supposedly charges at least 4 times that for a photo op with her kids and you get a sense of how low this piece of sh-t is scraping these days. Full Story