About Pene and Bono

July 27, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at July 27, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Many emails asking about Penelope and Bono, seen holding hands in the south of France leaving a nightclub and also at the beach, prompting speculation as to whether or not he’s stepping out on his wife. Is Pene a homewrecker?

I’m not so sure.

The other photos that have not been widely circulated are the ones of supermodel Helena Christensen also holding hands with Bono at the same time on the pier. See attached. Also – I’m told all parties were well aware of the presence of the paps as locals were well alerted to their arrival in advance. Even still, knowing that flashbulbs would be going off, none of them seemed to care. Which would imply either a friendly outing, no more, or that Bono didn’t give a sh-t, and is a free man already? Or that he doesn’t fear consequence?

Regardless, not a slamdunk case of new love. And I suspect it really isn’t that anyway. I mean she was supposedly hot and heavy with Josh Hartnett with zero corroborating photo evidence, now a blatant display and announcement? Nah… this simply isn’t her style.

Then again, what do I know? She bearded the GMD for two years. Anything is possible.

PS. Check out Bono’s sandals. That’s a straight up heel. Just sayin’…

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