Brad & Angie: paradise in jeopardy?
please click here for the Life & Style track record, or more specifically, a complete run down of tabloid hierarchy in the United States and the rationale behind why you should not be putting stock into this or the last major break up they claimed, about Tom & Katie who are still obviously very much together, at least contractually so. Look also at this cover and more specifically the cost of it. Keep in mind also that People and Us Weekly are selling at almost double this price, not to say that cheaper isn’t better but think about it – if a magazine is struggling to move copies, what’s the most surefire way to get things rolling? Will a cover story about “Brad & Angie: Happy and Healthy” do better business than a scandalous headline reading “Brad still loves Jen!”??? Hardly. So what’s my point? My point is that NO ONE knows what’s going on with the Pitts. As I’ve been saying all summer, the Pitts have sealed all leaks. The Pitts will only let you know what they want you to know. And in this case, the Pitts most certainly wouldn’t want you to know through Life & Style Weekly that they’re in trouble and in danger of combustion. As for the whole hotel business – I’m told it had something to do with moving in to the new house and getting things ready. Very undramatic, all on the up and up. But hey – I realize that’s boring. So if you need to believe the bogus reports… giv’er. However, you might want to quickly glance at this montage of past covers, created by the clever cats at Gawker . As you can see, it’s the 2nd or perhaps 3rd time Brad and Angie have split, and the Vince/Jen engaged business dates to January, I think, and of course we all know that Jessica and Nick certainly didn’t have babies. Sorry…I’m just sayin’….