Brange Bowl Pitt Porn

February 8, 2010 07:04:53 Posted at February 8, 2010 07:04:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

WHO DAT?

Brad Pitt is for New Orleans. He and Maddox cheered New Orleans into the Super Bowl, this weekend he and Maddox cheered New Orleans to the Lombardi trophy. And Mom came along too. But ... for added dramatic effect... Angelina arrived a day later, on Sunday, and the three watched the game from a private box, in full view, and gave us a taste of Pitt Porn just in time for the New Year. Which also happens to be Valentine’s Day.

Chinese New Year is on the 14th. Get loved up and Chinese next Sunday.

As you can see, there was a LOT of affection last night. They held each other, they grabbed thighs and hands, and there was full on kissing. Yeah. Pitt Porn is so f-cking good. Look at that. Get off on that.

If you’re a Brangelunatic you’ll say that their love is forever and unshakable. Anti-Brange will say that they’re faking it to save their brand. The tabloids will keep trying, week after week, blindly grasping at faux smut, and Ian Halperin will keep predicting the Brange demise as he continues to pimp his book while perhaps planning the sequel. As I have already noted several times, the Brange is not perfect, but the Brange is fine right now, the Brange will not last forever, but they will last long enough to make this episode, and those who believed it, look a little foolish. They are nothing if not competitive. And, frankly, these two bitches make a point of doing the opposite of what everyone else wants.

Shall we go into the Brange mailbox for a little hate? Let’s sample both sides. These came in last week.

What the f-ck did I have to open my internet to read you saying Brad and Angelina won’t last forever. What the f-ck do you know you dirtbag whore! This beautiful family withstands everything. They are a rock for their children and a lighthouse of hope for humanity with their charity and works. STOP TRYING TO TEAR THEM DOWN! Brad is with the one of his entire life, his true star and his goddess. The Jolie-Pitts forever! From Jackie

Lainey,

Why don’t you stop licking Angelina HOlie’s c-nt and get it right for change? She’s a diseased whore, she spread her diseased all over his zit face and he aint nevah gonna look as hot as he did when he was with Jen! So keep worshipping the Brangelina and you will get eaten up by her Holie c-nt too. But I saw your picture you need a haircut so maybe you’ll like it, you sick twisted beeasstch. These two will end up dead in the gutter with needles in their arms. Way to worship the devil you chink bitch. From Joyce in Cleveland


Photos from Keystone Press and Mike Jachles/Splashnewsonline.com

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