Pitt Porn & Clint Eastwood
I know that isn’t the most appealing visual but it can’t be as unappetising as being on the receiving end of Tom Cruise’s ethics, right?
The point is – Pitt Porn re-emerged last night as Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie left the babes at home and went out on date night for dinner with Clint Eastwood and his wife Dina Ruiz. They all got on beautifully, they laughed, they talked, Angie didn’t drink, Angie showed a bump… whatever. Let’s get to the good stuff.
The good stuff, according to Us Weekly, is what happened upon leaving. The Brangelunatics are probably swooning from the details:
Brad left a $100 tip on a $450 bill, took his lady by the hand and led her to the door. Under the arch their eyes met and they kissed. As they were waiting for their car, she noted some pictures on the wall and asked for his artsy fartsy opinion. He apparently was too mesmerised by her face and was too busy staring at her to answer. Overcome by love and passion, he “grabbed her and kissed her again, pulling her in close as everyone in the restaurant looked on.”
It’s over the top but with those two, it’s still quivering nonetheless. I repeat, and I’m already going to hell anyway, but I’d have a hard time choosing world peace over the opportunity to be a fly on the wall in their bedroom…
Click here for photos of the Pitts and video of them at dinner last night.
File photos from Splashnewsonline.com