The Way They Are

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 7, 2010 07:39:00 January 7, 2010 07:39:00

They went out for dinner last night in New York. No kids, with friends, an Italian restaurant called Alto. Apparently they were there for 6 hours. And look at the expression of gazing love on their faces as they climbed back into their car to go home. Porn!

Now if you are, like me, one of those bitches who sees strategery in everything, given that it was the eve of the 5 year anniversary of his earth shattering announcement, how would you interpret this romantic evening? Oh no, here we go. The Brangelunatics are mobilising.

It’s not an exaggeration. For those of us covering the story, it was a HUGE story. They released the breakup statement after work LA time. So everyone was scrambling. Many entertainment journalists could not start their weekend. A major shocker and an even bigger moneymaker, the effects of which are STILL felt today. How can you discount the magnitude of the split when, 5 years later, the triangle lives on on the covers of the tabloids?

Please. It’s not like they don’t know. They know. They always know.

Here’s a hot clip from Mr & Mrs Smith. Angelina is GORGEOUS. But f-ck she cannot dance.

Photos from Saleem Elatab-AhmadElatab/

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