Let me just recap for the benefit of those relatively new to the site. And yes…I am definitely headed for hell so save your lecturing. You’re preaching to the converted. Anyway, as I was saying…I’ve developed a celebrity baby theory about how genetically blessed star parents do not necessarily produce genetically blessed star offspring. The theory breaks down as follows:
Hot + hot = Ugly
Hot + average = Fairly attractive
Average + Average = Hot
Horse face stars + gay husbands = Cute
Hot + Ugly = Ugly
Average + Ugly = Uglier
Ugly + Ugly = Donatella Versace
There are certainly exceptions to this rule. Cindy Crawford’s children come to mind. And the Witherspoon clan too. But for the most part, it holds true. Think Kate Hudson. Think Bruce and Demi. Think Julia and Danny. You get my drift?
Unfortunately, according to my formula, the Pitts are destined to produce a pretty unattractive kid. Which, I guess, is perhaps the Goddess’s way of balancing things out. Ironically enough, if my theory holds true, it’s Jen and Vince who will deliver the hotness. So there you go Aniston fans. Average always pays off in the end. Now doesn"t that make you feel better?
And to sum up... some women glow when they’re expecting. Others not so much. If you ask me, Angie looks like crap.