From Monika: on the Pitt tit for tat

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 9, 2006 12:00:00 January 9, 2006 12:00:00
I get that there are no coincidences in Hollywood, but why are Team Pitt-Jolie all over little Jen"s ass? She got dumped (and no wonder, Jolie can fly a plane for #@&$ sakes while all poor Jen can do is cry and do horrible Vanity Fair covers....couldn"t read the article because I couldn"t get over the cover pic), she"s got one horrible movie coming out after another and she"s shallow (she"s in a spa for Thanksgiving while the Pitt-Jolie team are in Pakistan to help with relief efforts). I can see if Team Pitt-Jolie were in the news a lot, than she would be wanting the attention back but her newest movie comes out on Christmas which is the same weekend they might tie the knot Buddha style. It looks like everytime Jen manages to get some attention, they do something to get the spotlight back. But why? Why??? Why are they pissed???? Dear Monika: Sorry to have to break it to you but the new Pitts aren’t entirely altruistic either. They are, after all, major Hollywood players and they need their fair share of sympathy too. Remember, darling, Brad likes nice luxurious things. And if no one goes to see his movies, how do you think he’s going to pad that bank account? Trust me y"all, in the dog eat dog world of celebrity wrangling, Brad and Angelina are as bitchy as they come. Don’t you just love it???

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