The Family minus 2

July 26, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at July 26, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Who but The Family can take away a Beckham lead story? Especially when sightings are becoming increasingly rare? Here are Brad, Angelina, and Maddox the Great on their way back from what looks to be an impromptu visit to the beach, at least if her footwear is any indication. I’m telling you – this kid is too moody NOT to be future famous in his own right. Which is why I worry for dear little Baby Z. Between her charismatic big brother and the heavenly blessed Chosen One, Zahara seems primed for classic middle child neurosis. And, in anticipation of what’s sure to be some furious backlash from the “Brangelina” lunatics out there – chill your sh*t out, ok? I’m sure your two idols are well aware of the syndrome already and are doing their best to counteract it. Why? Because they are the best parents that ever walked the planet and the most loving lovers ever and beautiful and kind and sanctified from on high and praise Pitt, ah-Shiloh. But, for those of us who are more moderate worshippers of the world’s most exciting couple, the latest gossip on these two is that there is no gossip. After so many months of travel and change, I’m told The Family is just trying to find their groove at home base. Maddox is getting prepped for the Fall, Angie’s trying to figure out the logistics around breastfeeding during her upcoming work schedule and her UN commitments, and Brad is doing the same with O13 and the limited number of Babel-related events he might have to attend. In other words - not exactly tabloid cover material. At least not right now. And finally, here’s a hot little tip that I’m trying to get confirmed. Apparently Grandma Pitt and Grandma Angelina’s Mother have become fast friends, which has also had a positive effect on Angie’s own relationship with her common law in law. Like I said, it ain’t rock solid yet, I’ll keep you posted, but suffice to say, if true – it’s probably not sitting very well with the maybe gaybe dating ex. Photos from
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