Sushi Porn came first
Oh there was porn, alright. There was Pitt Porn. And Pitt Porn is truly the best thing ever. Just ask the screaming fans who lined the street last night outside the Ziegfeld Theatre. They were not disappointed.
Because Brad and Angelina brought their best brand of hotness to the carpet to promote The Changeling and sent everyone – from photographers to journalists to fans – swooning in the wake of their hotness.
But first, before the premiere, the Brange hit up Nobu for a pre-premiere pit stop. Am told they were already horny porny during dinner. Must have been the sashimi. Angelina ate. My sources say she put down several pieces of sushi, picking them up with her fingers and giggling as Brad teased her, and was crazy about the edamame, sucking every pod while suggestively looking up at Brad – at one point he took her hand and sucked out a bean himself.
Observers said it felt like the two were on a “date night”. Her hand kept gravitating towards the back of his neck, when they were seated, his was permanently on her thigh. And she’d lean over and whisper things and he’d either bite his lip or grin or shake his head and laugh at their private joke.
Before leaving there was a kiss. Quick but hard. Afterwards he rubbed part of her lip with his thumb. Those who were watching had to be resuscitated when they left. Someone described it to me that it was like watching a human mating display at the zoo featuring the two most beautiful humans on the planet.
Time to take their porn to the red carpet.
Attached – the Brange at Nobu.
Photo from Flynetonline.com