Carpet Porn came next

October 5, 2008 08:43:32 Posted at October 5, 2008 08:43:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Here they are, the Brange on the carpet …

How ridiculously sick are they together? Sick!

They both worked autographs and did the fan thing first for almost half an hour, smiling to everyone, chatting with their hardcore public, and impressing even a jaded New York crowd accustomed to seeing superstars. Even they were blinded by the Brange brightness.

The ass cupping came after they appeased the crowd. It’s the Pitt Porn signature, non? Like all great entertainers, Brad has added a new element to his move. The ass grab is now performed in combination with a rub. Up and down he’d rub her, lingering on the side of her breast, then trailing down all the back to her ass, idling there for a while, before beginning the rub all over again. Once he also leaned down with his chin and grazed his stubble across her shoulder.

They declined to be interviewed together, he preferred to hang back, and when he wanted to go in and leave her to the press line, he looked down at her tenderly, they squeezed hands, and he was led away…

A reader called Shannon who was there and saw this moment first hand said the crowd actually squealed when they said goodbye.

After the carpet, inside the theatre, Angie was taken to Brad right away. My sources say she immediately slid both her hands inside his jacket, looked up at him and said, “that was good.” He said: yeah? She said: yeah! He grinned back: OK then. Let’s go!

Then his hand was back on her ass and they continued on.

Sigh…

I’ve seen Pitt Porn in person several times. There’s really nothing like it. Even for a jaded, bitchy, blogger hag who can see their media shenanigans, the Brange allure is irresistible. Maybe because I’m perverted.

Pitt Porn is the best porn.

How wrong is it to say I want to watch?

Photos from Splashnewsonline.com and Flynetonline.com and Wenn.com

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