Not my favourite Pitt

September 18, 2009 08:01:00 Posted at September 18, 2009 08:01:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Brad Pitt arrived today at the San Sebastian Film Festival in Spain to promote Inglourious Basterds. As you can see, he’s letting his beard run wild. Gross.

Some girls go moist for it but me I’m not a facial hair person. I like it on Jeff Bridges but I don’t want to make out with Jeff Bridges.

It’s been a long time since I’ve wanted to make out with Brad Pitt, probably because instead of making out with him, I’d rather watch him making out with Angelina Jolie. In my mind however Pitt Porn does not involve a crazy ass chin afro. In my mind he looks like he did in Mr & Mrs Smith and if he wants to keep his sunglasses on, that works for me too.

Earlier this week, momentary took itself out of the Brange’s anal cavity to report that they were in Africa. After that the magazine went back to trying to whitewash Elisabetta Canalis.

Photos from G Tres / and

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