Many of you are young parents. Do you ever worry about this? Because we can all safely say that we’ve been embarrassed by our parents, right? When will it be your turn to embarrass your kids? What will you do? Will you write to a newspaper to say that you think gay people should be denied the right to marry and women the right to make decisions about their own bodies? This is what happened to Brad Pitt last week. Full Story

TMZ has some new exclusive shots of Jennifer Aniston, Justin Theroux, Stacy Keibler, and George Clooney boarding a private plane out of Switzerland the other day. Click here to see. The photos aren’t dated but Jen and Justin landed back in LA on Monday. Full Story

A nightmare movie is a movie on which everything goes wrong. And when I say everything, I mean everything. If it’s a miserable experience from start to finish, with hellish development and post-production periods to boot, then it’s a nightmare movie. Famous nightmare movies include Jaws and The Hurt Locker, so it’s not necessarily a death sentence, since sometimes you end up striking gold under all the sh*t. Full Story

Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux are now in Rome after beginning what appears to be a European holiday in Paris earlier this week. I thought this might be a good time for some Gossip Nostalgia. Because Jen and Brad Pitt were also papped in Rome together a few years ago. It was 2004. EXACTLY this time of year! George Clooney and Company were on press tour for Oceans 12, also around when Mr & Mrs Smith went into production. Full Story

Brad Pitt left Germany today after a visit to Documenta. As mentioned yesterday, it’s an art exhibit that only happens every 5 years. A big deal. Not sure if he bought anything. Remember a few years ago when he dropped over a million for a Banksy? If I were Gwyneth Paltrow and if it were available for sale, I would go with Korbinian Aigner’s Apples. Full Story

Brad Pitt was in Germany today reportedly to check out the Documenta. As you know, he’s apparently become something of an art collector. Word is he was granted a private viewing. The way he’s wearing the sh-t out of that shirt, his gait, the confidence…you want to know why Brad Pitt? Look at him. Full Story

Have you seen this Paramount Vanity Fair photo yet? In celebration of its 100th anniversary, 116 of the studios “greatest talents” gathered for a class photo. You can see the image here, with a zoom feature to closely analyse every expression. Full Story

As we all know by now, the Jolie wasn’t with Brad Pitt at the Killing Them Softly premiere last night. We’ll get to that in a minute. Without Angelina, Brad stayed close to his team, preferring to pose with them in a group instead of alone. Not that he blended in...He was definitely the leader. They moved when he moved. Full Story

With a little Sonny Crockett, right? I know some of you aren’t feeling it. Me, I’d be so much more into it... but for that gold chain around his right wrist. If not for that gold chain, I’m buying. It’s probably the white belt. I am predisposed to liking a white belt on a man; I think it reminds me of golf. Full Story

Where was Chanel last night at the Met Gala? Why was Karl so underrepresented? E! News is reporting that Chanel No 5 has signed Brad Pitt as the face of the fragrance. Apparently the deal is worth 7 figures and he’ll shoot the ad in London some time this month. Full Story

The Brange is now in England. They’ve been spending time just outside London. Here’s Brad Pitt with his youngest Knox at Legoland today. Or did he come out before Vivs? What’s the story on that Brangelunatics? I heard that the Branges were actually all there at Legoland, the children, and Angelina too, although I’m not sure if the paps were able to shoot every single one of them. Full Story

Here are all 8 Branges on a speedboat in the Galapagos Islands. As you can see, the Jolie prefers the Alexis Carringston style of holiday dress. God when you have that many of them there’s a lot of sh-t to carry: bags, blankets, teddy bears. Check out little Knox’s shoe game. There’s your Noblesse Casual Full Story

Right after confirming their engagement last week, the Brange went on holiday to the Galapagos Islands. Here they are on the beach on Saturday, as their yacht bobbed in the ocean nearby. Brad went in the water with Miss Zahara. Maddox snorkelled. The Jolie, in a black hat, played with the others. The Chosen One Shiloh ran around with an umbrella drawing in the sand. Full Story

I just watched the best clip ever. It’s Julia Roberts being asked the other night about Brad Pitt’s official engagement to Angelina Jolie.You know Julia. We all know Julia. There is no bitch in Hollywood quite like Julia’s bitch. And a sanctimonious bitch like Julia, even though she had her own “A Low Vera” moment, well, you can imagine what team, Jen or Jolie, Julia Roberts would have been on. Full Story