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Season’s Greetings from The Chosen One

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 28, 2010 10:48:32 December 28, 2010 10:48:32

Like I said in the open, every time I’m offline for a day or two, or hop on a plane for a long haul flight, I live in fear of missing a big story, the biggest story being that the Brange will implode. It’s the Hollywood equivalent of a stock market crash, or a government collapse. It would usher in a new celebrity world order in the aftermath of great upheaval. Full Story

Euro style sh-ts

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 17, 2010 08:02:22 December 17, 2010 08:02:22

It’s a photo heavy post because I’m not splitting up multiple articles to cover all the Jolie’s sartorial sh-ts from The Tourist premiere and photocalls in Italy and Spain. Let’s start from Wednesday night. Those assy satin pants. Even the Jolie, with her spindly legs, can’t make satin palazzo pants work, Jesus. Full Story

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Photo Assumption: Brad’s side-eye

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 15, 2010 07:16:30 December 15, 2010 07:16:30

I wonder if he sees it like we do when it comes to her style. In the first picture attached check out Brad Pitt’s side-eye. Photo Assumption says he’s thinking “Bitch, what do I have to do to get you to let me dress you?” I see Angelina Jolie like this and I want to hit something. Full Story

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Garrett is green and...Brad Pitt?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 14, 2010 12:20:50 December 14, 2010 12:20:50

Nope. Don’t like the pants. Garrett Hedlund on the cover of W – check out those pants. But it’s all good above the waist, right? I’m thinking he may have been a little too green to say no to those pants. Or, maybe he didn’t care. Maybe he’s all like – I grew up on a ranch, I don’t know about these people and their fancy clothes. Full Story

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There’s a hole in his hat

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 8, 2010 10:31:27 December 8, 2010 10:31:27

Johnny Depp was on Letterman last night. He’s a Letterman regular. Rarely does talk shows but will almost always do Dave. And, noted before, he’s a three segment guest too. As you know, you have to be a Someone to be a three segment guest. Please. Like he needs validation. What the f-ck am I saying? Anyway, there’s a hole in his hat. Full Story

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Just Johnny, no Jolie?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 7, 2010 07:43:52 December 7, 2010 07:43:52

Check out Johnny’s awesome shoes. He wore them on the carpet at The Tourist premiere but also earlier in the day with jeans and a plaid shirt around town, signing autographs, Johnny being Johnny – chill, enigmatic, gracious... but no one-on-one camera time with the Jolie? I have looked. I have spent a good 15 minutes on several photo agencies. Full Story

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Can’t you help her with her hair?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 7, 2010 07:15:34 December 7, 2010 07:15:34

Please. Brad Pitt knows. How to dress. Always. He has always cared about his appearance, he has always, always been a badass steezy motherf-cker. Look at him. See? Hot. And then there’s the Jolie, here last night at the New York premiere of The Tourist, in a very serviceable white Versace gown, but that goddamn hair like ass on her head. Full Story

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Holy Steeze & Chelsea attacks

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 6, 2010 07:03:45 December 6, 2010 07:03:45

The Brange spent the weekend in New York in advance of tonight’s premiere of The Tourist at the Ziegfeld Theatre. On Saturday the Brange hit up Lee’s Art Shop with the Holy Twins. It’s a family favourite – they’ve previously been there with all four of their other kids, now it’s time for Twin initiation. Full Story

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Don’t waste a Michelin meal

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 3, 2010 08:35:34 December 3, 2010 08:35:34

OK Brangelunatics... I think even you lot can agree that the Jolie, she doesn’t look like she eats much. I hope she made an exception last night. Some people don’t love food. This to me is like saying you hate life. Few people have the privilege of going to Guy Savoy Paris as the man personal presides over your meal. Full Story

Brange in leather and velvet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 30, 2010 07:16:17 November 30, 2010 07:16:17

Last night at the Megamind Paris premiere, Will Ferrell, the lead in the movie, was there too. But, obviously, he was completely overshadowed by the arrival of the Brange in full court press working it from every angle, selling two projects on one appearance, maximising their value. So MegaMind benefits, and The Tourist, which is starting its promotional run, benefits too. Full Story

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