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No Spanx in NOLA

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 1, 2008 06:36:01 December 1, 2008 06:36:01

The Brange spent Thanksgiving in New Orleans but only allowed themselves to be photographed on Sunday when Angelina took Maddox shopping in the French quarter. As you can see, the Jolie has almost lost all her pregnancy weight. But having birthed the Chosen One and most recently the Holy Twins just 5 months ago, she doesn’t have rock hard abs. Full Story

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Josh and Diane at the Bambis

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 28, 2008 07:47:19 November 28, 2008 07:47:19

Some dumbass tabloid (probably Star Magazine) tried to make-a-story a couple of weeks ago, suggesting that Diane Kruger and Brad Pitt, working together on Inglorious Basterds, were having an affair. Obviously the story did not stick. As you know, Diane has been seriously involved the irresistibly adorable Joshua Jackson for 2 years and they now share a home in New York. Full Story

The real Brange

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 21, 2008 09:18:00 November 21, 2008 09:18:00

Am about to have a very smug moment. If you can’t stand it, click away quickly. Wasn’t intending on writing about the New York Times piece titled “Angelina Jolie’s Carefully Orchestrated Image” because, well, why is this news? But I keep getting the emails so… Go through the archives of this blog and you will find that message repeated repeatedly: when it comes to the Pitts, they are the masters of the game. Full Story

Fans of the Brange

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 20, 2008 07:10:54 November 20, 2008 07:10:54

The Brangelunacy… you think it’s an exaggeration? As illustrated by those idiots who crashed the first class cabin to get autographs from the Twilight kids on a flight from Toronto to LA, shame is dying a rapid death. There is no shame. And there is no end to the embarrassment. I mean…these are ADULTS. Full Story

Good Pants, Bad Pants

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 17, 2008 13:29:00 November 17, 2008 13:29:00

Who wears the pants in the relationship? Not sure. But who wears the pants better in the relationship? Definitely him. The Brange in London tonight for a screening of The Changeling. Look at his jeans. Perfect. Now look at her ugly ass sateen pants pulled up to her nursing bra. Fail. She rarely looks bad, even when she’s wearing bad clothes. Full Story

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Backpedalling with the Mighty Opes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 13, 2008 06:42:59 November 13, 2008 06:42:59

I might actually PVR this sh-t. If only to see how far Oprah jumps up Jennifer Aniston’s ass. The show taped yesterday, will air today, and as you would expect, the two were as gushy feely as they’ve always been. According to audience members, Jennifer’s words for the Brange were decidedly more kind and conciliatory than what she had to say in Vogue. Full Story

When all else fails…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 12, 2008 11:36:00 November 12, 2008 11:36:00

There is still her body. And her body is sick. More from Jennifer Aniston in December Vogue. More for Victoria Beckham to stab furiously. These are much, much better than what Anna Wintour chose to slap on the front. Less ragged, less sun damaged, and again… that body. And her dog. Her dog Norman is adorable. Full Story

Posh can’t top this???

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 11, 2008 14:54:00 November 11, 2008 14:54:00

What does Victoria Beckham want more than anything in life? More than anything, Victoria Beckham wants, needs, dreams of, salivates over, is begging for a US Vogue cover. And that amazing bitch Anna Wintour won’t give her one. So can you imagine what Posh must be thinking? Today of all days when she sees the magazine’s December cover featuring a less than ideal looking Jennifer Aniston? The sun is catching up to the face, non? Poor Posh is probably punishing herself over this. Full Story

Jennifer Aniston: weak, Bruno, and Vogue

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 11, 2008 07:41:13 November 11, 2008 07:41:13

About her desperate trip to the Ivy the other day, Just Jared heard from a “source” and apparently the “real” story behind her visit to the most pap friendly establishment in Hollywood was that Jennifer was there to “sign a contract with a chef and some big-time caterers for a health and nutrition school program she is working on to help overweight children. Full Story

Brad`s suit and `stache

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 7, 2008 08:17:43 November 7, 2008 08:17:43

Brad Pitt was in New York last night, seen here leaving dinner. Really not feeling that Inglorious Basterds moustache. He looks like John Waters, only slightly less creepy. The suit however – the way he wears it, the way he walks it – makes up for the face. Can you teach this? I’m not sure you can teach this. Full Story

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