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Angie is fatter than Granny

July 21, 2008 11:08:04 Posted at July 21, 2008 11:08:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The clever folks at Bauer Griffin were able to capture the first shots of Angelina Jolie out of the hospital, on the grounds of the Pitt Family chateau watching her kids play. You will note that even the skinny ass Angie, always at the centre of ridiculous heroin rumours that are complete bollocks because of her veiny arms, even Angie after twins wearing black is fuller everywhere than Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman wearing white. Full Story

Do you need an obstetrician?

July 16, 2008 12:54:04 Posted at July 16, 2008 12:54:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Because Dr Sussman is the best obstetrician ever in the history of obstetrics! Dr Sussman of course is the man who delivered the Holy Twins on Saturday in Nice. He’s also been the star of several press conferences and even now, now that the double deities have arrived, Dr Sussman is STILL talking.  Full Story

The Holy Birth

July 14, 2008 05:30:10 Posted at July 14, 2008 05:30:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

All those magazine covers and exclusive stories, all the rumours, all the speculation... the Pitts must have been laughing. Hard. Because remember, in the end, the Pitts are always in control. And with the birth of a girl AND a boy, the Pitts proved them all wrong. For weeks and weeks, it was a foregone conclusion – Entertainment Tonight going so far as to prematurely report the names of two baby girls born to The Brange called Isla and Amelie. Full Story

The True Punk

July 4, 2008 10:30:37 Posted at July 4, 2008 10:30:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ryan Adams likes to think he’s punk as f&ck. He should learn from little Maddox Pitt who is 7 years old. The kids have been visiting their mother in hospital on rotation. Here’s Maddox arriving today for some time alone with mom. Full Story

Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Dear Gossips,

After kicking ass at the box office this weekend, it was revealed yesterday that Angelina Jolie was admitted to hospital to await the arrival of her Holy Twins. Maybe she’ll birth them just in time to take down Hancock on the Fourth of July.

Her obstetrician has scheduled a press conference for this afternoon (Wednesday). No word yet on the announcement but Brangelunatics the world over are refreshing their browsers every 5 minutes. This is Brad at the hospital.

Better news…

After so many petitions and pleas, Brenda Walsh could very well be back on tv come September! Ausiello is reporting that Shannen Doherty has been approached and that she is considering it…but that her price is super steep. Oh, and she’s said to be concerned about “the material”. Please.

It’s Wednesday, am blogging all day, check back often. And scroll down for all articles you may have missed on the long weekend!

Yours in gossip,


PS. Donny Osmond isn’t hiding the other woman.

PPS. Jude Law is not one of the boys. Neither is Three Whiskies Orlando Bloom. Or Mike Myers.

How Many Weeks???

July 2, 2008 09:14:16 Posted at July 2, 2008 09:14:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Even the hardest corest Brangelunatic would be hard pressed to defend this one. The most gratuitous media-grab ever. A press conference that gave away only one tantalising clue. The Pitts are always in control, see? Angelina Jolie’s doctor addressed the media just minutes ago, confirming that his patient was in hospital as a precaution. Full Story

Friday, June 27, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Spain will play on! Which means another game for Iker. Ohhhh Iker.

But here’s the Iker dilemma: does Iker look as good in street clothes as he does on the pitch? That’s what makes Becks Becks, right? That he can own a suit and wear the sh*t out of a pair of jeans. Am worried Iker cannot do the same. Am afraid to see any candids. Please don’t send any candids. At least until after Sunday. Go SPAIN!

So the Brange bump emerged yesterday – In Touch Weekly paid for these exclusive shots of the Jolie, still very much pregnant less than a week ago which would make Entertainment Tonight’s story that she’d already delivered very much not true. The magazine claims Angie is on bedrest until the Holy Twins arrive. How fortunate for the photographer shooting this image that he/she happened to be there during the few minutes of the day she was allowed to be out and about!

By the way…have you heard? Wanted opens today. Am seeing it tomorrow. You?

Friday – am home! Online all day. Refresh often and have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,


PS. Donald Trump is not hiding away a mistress.

PPS. The Doll Me Up fashion show presented by the fashion graduates of John Casablancas Institute goes down July 4th at the Roundhouse Community Centre in Vancouver featuring designs from The Block, Nouvelle Nouvelle, Mintage, One of a Few, Dace, In the Pink, Tyte Lids, Horizon Eyewear, Fusion and Warren, as well as JCI students Joscelyne Schroeder, Antonella Pica, Kim McFarlane, Shanda Rogoschewsky and Harmin Kaur.

All proceeds will support Covenant House Vancouver which just launched its new website! Michelle…I LOVE it.

For Doll Me Up tickets, contact Julia Chan at (604) 773-8360 or See you there? And then we all head to George Michael together? GEORGE MICHAEL!

PPPS. Cover Girl smutty sponsorship week concludes today with celebrity Gotta Have It style porn and a relic from the 80s that I really, really want. Click here to see.

The Philanthropic Premiere

June 26, 2008 06:42:40 Posted at June 26, 2008 06:42:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Angelina Jolie’s new movie Wanted hits theatres on Friday. Yesterday it was widely reported that she and Brad Pitt have donated $1 million to support children affected by conflict in Iraq and the United States through the EPCC Full Story

Brad in Rainbows

June 20, 2008 09:04:32 Posted at June 20, 2008 09:04:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Brad has been a fan of Radiohead for a long, long time. Remember at the wedding? He arranged for Radiohead to be playing while fireworks lit up the sky. I remember thinking at the time, much as I love Radiohead too, that it’s not exactly celebratory music. Like can you imagine your guests getting down to Paranoid Android? Perhaps it was a bad omen even then. Full Story

The Brad Complex

June 12, 2008 06:12:05 Posted at June 12, 2008 06:12:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is Chris Martin on the cover of Rolling Stone promoting Coldplay’s latest Viva La Vida. Surprisingly enough, Chris, who adamantly refuses to discuss his wife Gwyneth Paltrow, actually alludes to her past relationship with Brad Pitt. When discussing ambition and where he finds inspiration, Chris said: "You"ve got to be hungry. Full Story

Angie Talks Pitt Porn!

June 11, 2008 14:10:57 Posted at June 11, 2008 14:10:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Am all hot and bothered just reading this article…can you imagine watching them in person? Just being? Simply touching each other on a red carpet? The Pitt Porn? Damn. Said it before, will say it again: World Peace vs. Being in their Bedroom Don’t lie. You’d make that choice too. Full Story