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Safe to say Us Weekly was never in the running for the first exclusive shots of the Holy Jolie Twins. As such, in a bold pre-emptive move, Janice Min and her clever gossips are trying to squeeze as much money out of the twins-obsessed public as they can, in advance of those highly anticipated photos sure to annihilate newsstand sales for everyone else – likely in People Magazine or OK!, both bitter rivals of Us Weekly. Full Story
As you know, the Pitts always sell. The Chosen One always sells. Photos of the First Family of Celebrity are the most lucrative of them all. And since the Pitts have retreated to France, every time they hang out on the terrace, every time they go shopping, every time they play in the garden, those images are immediately purchased and published. Full Story
Time for your daily spy session on the Brange. Brad Pitt, his boys and the Chosen One out yesterday for some fun around their chateau. Maddox took the lead on his little motorbike as dad followed behind in a golf cart with Shiloh on his lap and it looks like Pax trailed behind on his whatever you call it but I want one. Full Story
The clever folks at Bauer Griffin were able to capture the first shots of Angelina Jolie out of the hospital, on the grounds of the Pitt Family chateau watching her kids play. You will note that even the skinny ass Angie, always at the centre of ridiculous heroin rumours that are complete bollocks because of her veiny arms, even Angie after twins wearing black is fuller everywhere than Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman wearing white. Full Story
Because Dr Sussman is the best obstetrician ever in the history of obstetrics! Dr Sussman of course is the man who delivered the Holy Twins on Saturday in Nice. He’s also been the star of several press conferences and even now, now that the double deities have arrived, Dr Sussman is STILL talking. Full Story
All those magazine covers and exclusive stories, all the rumours, all the speculation... the Pitts must have been laughing. Hard. Because remember, in the end, the Pitts are always in control. And with the birth of a girl AND a boy, the Pitts proved them all wrong. For weeks and weeks, it was a foregone conclusion – Entertainment Tonight going so far as to prematurely report the names of two baby girls born to The Brange called Isla and Amelie. Full Story
After kicking ass at the box office this weekend, it was revealed yesterday that Angelina Jolie was admitted to hospital to await the arrival of her Holy Twins. Maybe she’ll birth them just in time to take down Hancock on the Fourth of July.
Her obstetrician has scheduled a press conference for this afternoon (Wednesday). No word yet on the announcement but Brangelunatics the world over are refreshing their browsers every 5 minutes. This is Brad at the hospital.
After so many petitions and pleas, Brenda Walsh could very well be back on tv come September! Ausiello is reporting that Shannen Doherty has been approached and that she is considering it…but that her price is super steep. Oh, and she’s said to be concerned about “the material”. Please.
It’s Wednesday, am blogging all day, check back often. And scroll down for all articles you may have missed on the long weekend!
Yours in gossip,
PS. Donny Osmond isn’t hiding the other woman.
PPS. Jude Law is not one of the boys. Neither is Three Whiskies Orlando Bloom. Or Mike Myers.
Even the hardest corest Brangelunatic would be hard pressed to defend this one. The most gratuitous media-grab ever. A press conference that gave away only one tantalising clue. The Pitts are always in control, see? Angelina Jolie’s doctor addressed the media just minutes ago, confirming that his patient was in hospital as a precaution. Full Story
Spain will play on! Which means another game for Iker. Ohhhh Iker.
But here’s the Iker dilemma: does Iker look as good in street clothes as he does on the pitch? That’s what makes Becks Becks, right? That he can own a suit and wear the sh*t out of a pair of jeans. Am worried Iker cannot do the same. Am afraid to see any candids. Please don’t send any candids. At least until after Sunday. Go SPAIN!
So the Brange bump emerged yesterday – In Touch Weekly paid for these exclusive shots of the Jolie, still very much pregnant less than a week ago which would make Entertainment Tonight’s story that she’d already delivered very much not true. The magazine claims Angie is on bedrest until the Holy Twins arrive. How fortunate for the photographer shooting this image that he/she happened to be there during the few minutes of the day she was allowed to be out and about!
By the way…have you heard? Wanted opens today. Am seeing it tomorrow. You?
Friday – am home! Online all day. Refresh often and have a great weekend!
Yours in gossip,
PS. Donald Trump is not hiding away a mistress.
PPS. The Doll Me Up fashion show presented by the fashion graduates of John Casablancas Institute goes down July 4th at the Roundhouse Community Centre in Vancouver featuring designs from The Block, Nouvelle Nouvelle, Mintage, One of a Few, Dace, In the Pink, Tyte Lids, Horizon Eyewear, Fusion and Warren, as well as JCI students Joscelyne Schroeder, Antonella Pica, Kim McFarlane, Shanda Rogoschewsky and Harmin Kaur.
All proceeds will support Covenant House Vancouver which just launched its new website! Michelle…I LOVE it.
For Doll Me Up tickets, contact Julia Chan at (604) 773-8360 or [email protected]. See you there? And then we all head to George Michael together? GEORGE MICHAEL!
PPPS. Cover Girl smutty sponsorship week concludes today with celebrity Gotta Have It style porn and a relic from the 80s that I really, really want. Click here to see.