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No Twins Not Yet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 30, 2008 06:28:46 May 30, 2008 06:28:46

The two Wonder Gods are still inside Angelina Jolie despite rumours out of France that she’d given birth to them on Sunday. In fact, Angie was last seen this week “shopping in the Var region of France, clearly still very pregnant.” And the world waits…  Full Story

Pitt Porn Saturation

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 21, 2008 05:40:00 May 21, 2008 05:40:00

My favourite comfort food: sliced beef and tomato over rice with baby bok choy. Some days in university I`d eat it every day for like 2 weeks, then take a break for a few days, but always bring it back right away. Yum. I could use some beef and tomato now. But the point is, we all need space from things we love the most. Full Story

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Healed by the Chosen One

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 20, 2008 06:24:00 May 20, 2008 06:24:00

The Pitts went shopping for baby goods yesterday in Cannes and the whole town lost its sh-t. This is because the Chosen One Shiloh was brought down from her home in the clouds for a walk among mortals. The paparazzi were well prepared. I received a text as I was leaving the junket that they were mobilising from their usual spots to congregate around the First Family, amused that they had decided on the busiest time of day and also the busiest day period to go “shopping”. Full Story

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French Frenzy for the Party Pitts

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 16, 2008 08:03:00 May 16, 2008 08:03:00

It wasn’t quite as f*cked up as it was in Toronto during TIFF but the scene last night as the Pitts were leaving the palais was pretty intense. Many people were waiting for them to come out: paps, civilians, randoms… and they surged forward as the couple approached the car. Full Story

Porn is Sweet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 16, 2008 07:56:00 May 16, 2008 07:56:00

There was a new element to Pitt Porn last night on the Kung Fu Panda Carpet. Something different. Something softer. Something equally as quivering but more sweet than sexy. They put on a show per usual but this time, instead of evoking images of full on headboard banging, leather straps and gymnastics in the bedroom, what emerged instead was an intoxicating illustration of a couple totally in tune and deeply in love. Full Story

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Sit DOWN Eva Longoria!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 15, 2008 13:50:00 May 15, 2008 13:50:00

Put your bony little ass in the car seat and sit the f&ck down! Check out Eva Longoria – who? Eva Longoria – who? Yes… Eva fecking Longoria tonight on the carpet at the Kung Fu Panda premiere trying desperately to divert attention away from the Pitt Porn. Really? Her? Maybe a Hot Harry on a Horse sex tape. Full Story

Double Happiness 8/8/8

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 15, 2008 09:03:48 May 15, 2008 09:03:48

As I’m sure you’ve heard, Dustin Hoffman “blurted” today that Angelina’s official due date is August 19th…which is only 11 days off from what I’ve been calling for months now: that the Pitts will birth their Chosen Sequels on the luckiest day of the century according to Chinese culture – August 8, 2008 Apparently there’s this thing called a VBAC. Full Story

It’s Twins!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 14, 2008 11:11:16 May 14, 2008 11:11:16

Angelina Jolie in Cannes, on a junket for Kung Fu Panda, interviewed today by Access Hollywood confirmed that she is indeed HAVING TWINS! Jack Black apparently f&cked up and blurted it out, then she revealed it herself. The Second AND the THIRD Coming! I feel blessed just being in the same vicinity, breathing the same air of the Chosen One and her sibling deities. Full Story

Brad"s Girls Go Shopping

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 12, 2008 08:40:20 May 12, 2008 08:40:20

INF Daily just hit the motherload. These photos of the genetic jackpot, the Chosen One Shiloh, will sell… over and over and over again. For years. Because the world is obsessed with the Pitts non-ethnic child. Full Story

Mother’s Day in France

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 12, 2008 06:03:00 May 12, 2008 06:03:00

Would you rather… Be the one to put an end to the global food crisis, or be adopted by Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie? Altruism is so overrated. Can you imagine the view? Look at those toys! And to live in such close proximity to Pitt Porn every day? Check out the Chosen One and her family in France enjoying Mother’s Day on their villa terrace with pool accessories and balloons. Full Story

The Chosen One and Pitt Porn!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 9, 2008 10:06:00 May 9, 2008 10:06:00

Happy Friday! A great start to the weekend for the Brangelunatics who are no doubt losing their sh*t over new photos of the Chosen One Shiloh enjoying a little fun in the sun and maybe a baby pool at their French villa. There’s a great shot of Angie lifting her up and boo boo gooey goeying her… so cute. Full Story