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Well…not quite. His mother was there – good to know even the horny Pitts have a sense of propriety around the parents, which accounts for the limited ass holding last night at the NYC premiere of A Mighty Heart. I’m told Mrs Pitt seemed very fond of the mother of her grandchildren, was joined by Brad’s sister and Angelina’s brother and all seemed surprisingly familial given tabloid reports of family estrangement after Aniston. Full Story
Went out with a dear girlfriend last night after leaving work late – one of those nights when you talk and talk and still you haven’t covered everything and you look down and suddenly it’s 4 hours later and you’re tired but not really because the thing about friends like those are that they let you face the bad about yourself without making you feel badly about yourself and of course the good stuff just gets better…
Real girls do that for other girls.
Girls do not sell knife-posing pics to the press nor do they allow you to dress like a tranny and get pissed on, literally and figuratively, by an indecisive rocker who can’t decide between his balls and his brain.
Clearly Lindsay Lohan and Jessica Simpson have no friends. Maybe Lindsay Lohan and Jessica Simpson should be friends with each other?
Another occasion for Pitt Porn… Brad and Angelina at the Oceans LA premiere last night – see below. So much stimulation, I can’t handle it.
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Yours in gossip,
After a slump last year, Stephen Huvane has come out swinging. Brilliant, brilliant manoeuvres of late and a formidable sparring partner for the Pitts – matching them move for move so far after getting his ass handed to him last year. Love it. Last week we were teased – Jennifer Aniston spotted with a new dude, reported by People. Full Story
“These are incredible people of our time, involved in this effort to make Africa better, to get Africa self-sufficient, and to try to get rid of aids on the continent." Shot by Annie Leibovitz on 20 different covers – 21 major names posing for Africa like a “visual chain letter” promoting awareness and discussion about the future of Africa. Full Story
It’s his hand on her ass…it’s the way his hand can never seem to leave her ass. It’s the easy way they walk together, not practised 12 thousand times down the hall in front of a mirror but with the kind of sexy familiarity that can only be perfected between the sheets. And how. Full Story
Total cheese…but I can’t help it. Am swept away. And it wasn’t even for me. A little over the top of course but the Pitts have a message to convey, a conveniently timed f&ck you to the tabloids who insist their love is on the rocks. Au contraire, Brad Pitt is clearly in love with his baby mother, or at least wants you to believe it, and to show her, and us, he commissioned a love letter engraved in gold, enclosed in a gold envelope, delivered on the occasion of the couple’s triumphant trip to Cannes. Full Story
Seriously…what is with Angelina Jolie’s brother? Dude is missing the memo – clearly not looped in with the Pitt publicity machine or perhaps not as skilled as his sister and brother-in-law in the art of media manipulation. And if that’s the case, maybe it’s time to take him off the Team? Because James Haven sucks at sympathy spinning. Full Story
Brad and Angelina conquer Cannes. A Mighty Heart earns critical acclaim. The Oceans boys do not disappoint on 13. Mr and Mrs Pitt make out in the backseat of a car, world goes bananas, haters hate, Brangelunatics lose their sh-t…but the point is, everybody is talking. And no one is talking about Jen. Full Story
Brad Pitt widely criticized for morphing into his women – as suggested by the tabloids, he hairmatched with former lovers Paltrow and Aniston and also initially with Jolie when he dyed his hair black. Thanks to the brilliance of the British, the same observation is being made about Kate Moss, now looking and more and more like Pete Doherty, sharing hatwear and caved noses, but also pulling the same thing back with Johnny Depp and Jefferson Hack – see attached. Full Story
Who doesn’t love The Chosen One? As you know, Shiloh Jolie-Pitt turned one the other day and according to Us Weekly sources, 50 balloons were ordered to the compound in Prague, along with cake and cookies and other festive treats. Interesting the cover caption on the magazine: The Secret Home Life of Daddy’s Girl and the Surprising Truth About Mom…prompting many to wonder whether or not Angelina is still “neglecting” the white kid in favour of the adopted multicoloured ones, as ludicrously suggested by the tabloids. Full Story
Maddox my love…look at that naughty face! Here are Angelina and the boys at France Marineland a few days ago, Pax tentatively feeding the big whale. Sunday marked The Chosen One’s first birthday and while she continues to be closely guarded, speculation is beginning anew that the Pitts are arranging birthday party pictures to be released in the next few weeks around the time A Mighty Heart is released in theatres. Full Story