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Porn and Perfection

June 6, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at June 6, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s his hand on her ass…it’s the way his hand can never seem to leave her ass. It’s the easy way they walk together, not practised 12 thousand times down the hall in front of a mirror but with the kind of sexy familiarity that can only be perfected between the sheets. And how. Full Story

The Ultimate Love Letter

June 5, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at June 5, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Total cheese…but I can’t help it. Am swept away. And it wasn’t even for me. A little over the top of course but the Pitts have a message to convey, a conveniently timed f&ck you to the tabloids who insist their love is on the rocks. Au contraire, Brad Pitt is clearly in love with his baby mother, or at least wants you to believe it, and to show her, and us, he commissioned a love letter engraved in gold, enclosed in a gold envelope, delivered on the occasion of the couple’s triumphant trip to Cannes. Full Story

Please.Stop.Talking

June 4, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at June 4, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Seriously…what is with Angelina Jolie’s brother? Dude is missing the memo – clearly not looped in with the Pitt publicity machine or perhaps not as skilled as his sister and brother-in-law in the art of media manipulation. And if that’s the case, maybe it’s time to take him off the Team? Because James Haven sucks at sympathy spinning. Full Story

Don’t Forget About Me!!!

May 31, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at May 31, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Brad and Angelina conquer Cannes. A Mighty Heart earns critical acclaim. The Oceans boys do not disappoint on 13. Mr and Mrs Pitt make out in the backseat of a car, world goes bananas, haters hate, Brangelunatics lose their sh-t…but the point is, everybody is talking. And no one is talking about Jen. Full Story

Kate Moss: in common with Brad?

May 31, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at May 31, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Brad Pitt widely criticized for morphing into his women – as suggested by the tabloids, he hairmatched with former lovers Paltrow and Aniston and also initially with Jolie when he dyed his hair black. Thanks to the brilliance of the British, the same observation is being made about Kate Moss, now looking and more and more like Pete Doherty, sharing hatwear and caved noses, but also pulling the same thing back with Johnny Depp and Jefferson Hack – see attached. Full Story

Janice Min loves The Chosen One?

May 30, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at May 30, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Who doesn’t love The Chosen One? As you know, Shiloh Jolie-Pitt turned one the other day and according to Us Weekly sources, 50 balloons were ordered to the compound in Prague, along with cake and cookies and other festive treats. Interesting the cover caption on the magazine: The Secret Home Life of Daddy’s Girl and the Surprising Truth About Mom…prompting many to wonder whether or not Angelina is still “neglecting” the white kid in favour of the adopted multicoloured ones, as ludicrously suggested by the tabloids. Full Story

The Boys and the Whale

May 28, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at May 28, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Maddox my love…look at that naughty face! Here are Angelina and the boys at France Marineland a few days ago, Pax tentatively feeding the big whale. Sunday marked The Chosen One’s first birthday and while she continues to be closely guarded, speculation is beginning anew that the Pitts are arranging birthday party pictures to be released in the next few weeks around the time A Mighty Heart is released in theatres. Full Story

Friday, May 25, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Almost over…and last night was a great way to wrap it up. Cannes 2007 – one of the most star-studded festivals in recent memory. And to see the Oceans boys with Angelina Jolie take us into the final weekend – it sent the crowd over the edge. Especially those two, Brad and Angelina I mean. Red carpet porn is what I’m calling it… more on that below.

Also spent another boozy night at the du Cap. Am now officially broke as one frickin’ cocktail costs 20 euros. But the du Cap is the best. Everyone ends up at the du Cap.

Am sorry about yesterday and the update shortage. Was busy reporting on George Clooney in the afternoon and then losing my sh-t over the Pitts in the evening to bring you back every gushy detail. Please forgive?

Yours in gossip,
Lainey

Pitt Porn, see?

May 25, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at May 25, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Like I said earlier, there was something in the air last night. And the Pitts couldn’t keep their hands off each other. Captured on video just after dinner, Brad and Angelina clearly had only one thing on their minds…even in the presence of photographers and security. Convenient, yes. But Jungle Sex can’t be stopped. Full Story

Jungle Sex is Back

May 25, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at May 25, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

If you hate them, stop reading now. Because I’m going to describe to you what it was like, and how impossible it was not to get turned on by the Pitt Porn, their chemistry on the carpet, whatever it was that was going on between them was infectious. So I’m going to bring it, every sickening detail and if you can’t stand them already, you are going to hate them even more. Full Story

Oceans Photos

May 24, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at May 24, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Again the Palais was humming for the photo call. Huge crowds gathered beyond barricades and screaming when the cast walked back and forth across the walkway. Also a surge to get into the press conference – female journalists losing their sh-t over George Clooney. He obliged with autographs and a few laughs. Full Story