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The Daily Gloat: the Pitts in Costa Rica

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 28, 2006 12:00:00 December 28, 2006 12:00:00

Warning, gloating, STOP READING NOW if it doesn’t please you. Christmas Day, new photos of the Parents Pitt in Costa Rica gifting the privilege of their presence to Columbian refugees, drawing attention to the “the greatest humanitarian tragedy in the Western Hemisphere”. Costa Rica. Sound familiar? I’ll keep it to a minimum but as I reported exclusively way back on November 6th Full Story

90210 Forever

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 28, 2006 12:00:00 December 28, 2006 12:00:00

Maybe it’s just me, maybe it’s because I’ve just consumed my bodyweight in turkey and delicious Polish homecooking, maybe it’s because I long for the days when my ass could dance on command and speak several languages, but one look at this photo, taken just yesterday in Beverly Hills, and it feels like it’s 1990 all over again. Full Story

Jen: Tears & Yoga

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 20, 2006 12:00:00 December 20, 2006 12:00:00

New cover of Us Weekly – the last one before Christmas, just in time to take advantage of our charitable hearts…’tis the season of giving and of giving back to those less fortunate: Brad’s Joy, Jen’s Pain…with details of Aniston’s ongoing suffering, how the recent Pitt publicity train is “killing her”, how she uses yoga to get through. Full Story

Gwyneth: London Leisure

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 19, 2006 12:00:00 December 19, 2006 12:00:00

When she’s not insulting Americans and complaining about their uninspired dinner conversations and of course backpedaling from her comments and hawking everything from cologne to wine, my Gwyneth is living like a proper socialite in London, caring for her children by day, gossiping on the phone with Stella and Madge by night, and fitting in a visit to the gym every now and again – working hard to melt off the Moses weight so that she can give yet another gloating interview about getting thin and looking fabulous naturally. Full Story

Josh on Katie after 18 months

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 18, 2006 12:00:00 December 18, 2006 12:00:00

Is it weird that Brad Pitt and Katie Holmes share a birthday? He’s 43, she’s 28 today, both with a new babies to go along with her new lives but in Katie’s case, only after having purged everything about her old one: her religion, her entire identity, and quite possibly all of her friends…including Joshua Jackson. Full Story

The Pitts: PDA Clinic Continued in Vogue

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 14, 2006 12:00:00 December 14, 2006 12:00:00

Remember what I wrote the other day about the Pitts" PDA Clinic? A lesson to the GMD and his prisoner on how to sell intimacy without bringing on worldwide ridicule? It"s subtle you see. Hands and body language, the suggestion of jungle hotness without having to get down in the jungle - the Pitts perfected it this week and of course details revealed in the new Vogue are no different. Full Story

Brad vs Ben vs Jack

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 14, 2006 12:00:00 December 14, 2006 12:00:00

A battle of Gwyneth’s exes. Do you love it? You might hate my girl but her romantic resume is killer. Anyway, not necessarily a lock for Pitt at the Globes. The Hollywood Foreign Press could make this their annual WTF category. Or not. Because let’s face it, they’re up against Jack Nicholson who hardly ever loses. Full Story

The Daily Quiveration: Sacha Baron Cohen

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 13, 2006 12:00:00 December 13, 2006 12:00:00

Maybe you don"t want to make sexytime with Borat...but wouldn"t you change your mind for Sacha Baron Cohen? Box office juggernaut, Cambridge graduate, listed ABOVE the Pitts on Barbara Walters" 10 Most Fascinating List, engaged to the adorable Isla Fisher, funny as all hell, intelligent as all hell . Full Story

The Pitts & People: campaign, campaign, campaign

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 13, 2006 12:00:00 December 13, 2006 12:00:00

And courting the MiniVan Majority. I warned you… the Pitts have replaced the GMD and Britney’s poonie and they continue to be everywhere, including the latest issue of People Magazine named as the Family of the Year. Exclusive interview, she talks Brad, she talks kids, she talks Zahara who is apparently the true ballbreaker of the family, ruling over with some dramatic flair: “…if Z doesn"t get the bottle from me, she"ll very quickly run to Daddy. Full Story

How the Pitts gush

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 13, 2006 12:00:00 December 13, 2006 12:00:00

Angelina Jolie gets cheesy…who would have thought? But if there was ever a week to show a “softer” side, this would be it. Because tattoos and airplanes won’t win over the MiniVan Majority and there’s nothing like a cheesy, gushy, public proclamation of love to chip away at the MiniVan insecurity complex little by little. Full Story

The Pitts: a PDA clinic

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 12, 2006 12:00:00 December 12, 2006 12:00:00

You don’t kiss for three minutes on camera and release the footage to the world press. You don’t envelop each other in an airtight embrace every Saturday for the benefit of the pappies, or trade saliva on the red carpet, or profess your “magnificent, amazing, awesome, incredible” love on top of Oprah’s couch, with jumping jacks for exclamation marks - not if you expect anyone but the MiniVan Majority to believe you. Full Story