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Hot Hector quivers your loins

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 19, 2006 12:00:00 October 19, 2006 12:00:00

But not mine. Still…he was the ONLY redeeming factor Brad Pitt"s atrocious Troy and I can appreciate why many of you find him Freebie-worthy, especially in the pages of Fade In Magazine. Those odd little lips that taper down from face don"t look too alarming either. Eric"s next project is Lucky You, co-starring Drew Barrymore, something about poker - yet another reason to love, love. Full Story

Brad & Gwyneth: down memory lane

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 19, 2006 12:00:00 October 19, 2006 12:00:00

With this week"s announcement that Brad Pitt and my Gwynnie will be reunited professionally, I got a little nostalgic, you know? She was his angel, it took 7 years of black dress boredom to get over her, their love was a Golden Age, and while "Brangelina" is most definitely the most titillating, the most intriguing Supercouple of our time, there was a haunting sense of Fitzgerald about Brad and Gwyneth - the Beautiful and the Damned, obviously not the plot but certainly the adjectives. Full Story

The Pitts: Philanthropic Fishy-ness

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 11, 2006 12:00:00 October 11, 2006 12:00:00

New photo of Angelina en route to the set, ridiculously beautiful as usual. But because it’s Angelina…a new scandal has emerged… A new report was released yesterday from Radar Online with alleged information that the Pitts have reneged on a pledge made to a Namibian pre-school originally made at the time of the Chosen One’s arrival. Full Story

George Clooney

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 11, 2006 12:00:00 October 11, 2006 12:00:00

He"ll always be a contender…like a fine wine, right? Arguments for: 1. Reigning Oscar winner, the most charming man in Hollywood, everyone loves him, everyone wants to know him, and he calls his own shots. That, my fellow gossips, is called power. 2. Umm…he"s George. Aesthetic rationale not required. Full Story

Brad Pitt

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 11, 2006 12:00:00 October 11, 2006 12:00:00

Like his friend, always up for consideration year after year. Arguments for: 1. Dominated gossip discussion for the better part of 18 months 2. New role as a doting father and philanthropist has endeared him to many new fans 3. Professional success including Oscar buzz for Babel and production kudos for The Departed underscore his overall clout 4. Full Story

The Non-Marital Bed

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 10, 2006 12:00:00 October 10, 2006 12:00:00

A groom with a rumoured roving eye and perhaps an requited heart? Well... disrespecting your elders is one thing but disrespecting your vows may be another entirely. It"s that age old debate, you know? What is emotional cheating anyway? Is it considered emotional cheating when you can"t throw away the bed you used to share with the love of your life - the one you DIDN"T marry? Is it emotional cheating when you keep a custom made 4 poster extra King locked in storage and cannot bear to give it away? Is it emotional cheating to hang on such things but sleep next to another? Is it emotional cheating to go on a rip roaring rage upon discovering that the ex has moved on? With marriage prospects of her own? To fall into a funk, despite the carefully choreographed photo opps of the warring women in your life? Just asking. Full Story

The Departed & The Leo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 10, 2006 12:00:00 October 10, 2006 12:00:00

If you haven"t seen it and you intend to see it, STOP READING NOW, spoilers ahead… Thank Goddess - an almost faithful clone of Infernal Affairs, save the introduction of one character for the purpose of wrapping things up in a neat Hollywood bow. And that, aside from Jack Nicholson"s occasional bout of overacting, is the only flaw. Full Story

Daddy Brad & Diaper Duty

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 10, 2006 12:00:00 October 10, 2006 12:00:00

First photo of Angelina as Mariane Pearl. As you know, as you cannot help but have seen, the Pitts have taken over Pune, India causing a much publicised clusterf&ck on Sunday during a motorised rickshaw ride through the city with Badass Madd that saw the pappies go bananas and the "Brangelina" addicts go ooey gooey mental. Full Story

Tom & the Turtle

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 10, 2006 12:00:00 October 10, 2006 12:00:00

On George Clooney, I"m all over it. On Brad Pitt, on David Beckham - hell, even on Wentworth Miller…well, ESPECIALLY on Wentworth Miller all queers considered…but on Tom Cruise? A tight turtleneck on Tom Cruise? I object. He just doesn"t look right, does he? The jeans, the goofy way they hang, his stubby arms, his chest and gut, half way between middle age fit and middle age fat - I find it very, very, very hard to believe this man still makes "em swoon outside of Hello Kitty country, where emotionally stunted Asians run around with only half a brain and an auto-programmed giggle. Full Story