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Wednesday, August 23, 2006
Dear gossips, Brad Pitt. Toronto. The Film Festival. My home town. Two weeks. Can"t. F&cking. Wait. JLo, Jude Law, Cate Blanchett, Russell Crowe, Sean Penn, Reese Witherspoon, Morgan Freeman, Tom Hanks, the Dixie Chicks (!!!), Heath Ledger…seriously I could go on. And the list is platinum supernova star power this year, including a possibility for some Lilo. Alright T-Dot. Do you love it, or do you LOVE it??? But even still…despite all those big names…the one that speaks the loudest, the one that captivates the craziest, the one I cherish above all others has to be Borat himself - in the flesh, hopefully more offensive and more Kazakhstani than ever, ready to make-a sex crime all over the festival. Wahwahweewah! Joyous moment of the day? Tom Cruise karmic calamity. More on that later. Gossip lesson of the day? Brittany Murphy can"t say no. In love with love, or incapable of being without love, or incapable of being unloved, kinda like La Lopez except in Brittany"s case, she has the good sense not to go through with it every time. I feel badly for her, I really do. By all accounts and my own observation, having seen her once in the lobby of the Opus, she is a lovely, lovely, lovely person. Quick to say thank you, quick to say hello, quick with a genuine smile and not an Alba smile, well behaved on the set - just an allround nice person with an allround sucky style strategy. Still... It would be a pleasure to see her succeed. In life and in love. And on this rare occasion, I will save the cynicism for someone else who deserves it. Today"s issue: on Brad and George, on Kate and Pete, on Paris, on both Simpsons, how LL copies MK, beautiful Halle, beautiful Kate, and my fickle switch is on Ashton.

The Dumping of the Dwarf

August 23, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at August 23, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Again, for the benefit of his eager beaver legal team - conjecture, gossip, rumour, not to be taken seriously, all in good fun…because we do love your client, ok? We love him for his heterosexuality and his heroism, both of which are so potent, it would be pure folly to say otherwise. Praise Thetan, ah-Xenu. Full Story

Pitt Clooney: the modern Cooper Cable

August 23, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at August 23, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

More loin quivering madness from the set of Oceans 13. Like art, isn"t it? And something else too. Something so elegantly old Hollywood about George Clooney, perhaps more so when George Clooney hangs with Brad Pitt, reminiscent of the classic old boys" club, even before the Rat Pack and Sinatra"s signature cool, even before the heady Vegas evenings, back in halycon Hollywood when the right to celebrity had to be earned. Full Story

Brad & Angie: paradise in jeopardy?

August 21, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at August 21, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Life & Style Weekly, the vanguard of accurate tabloid reporting, really outdid itself this week with an explosive cover proclaiming the beginning of the end of the “Brangelina” era – a story that barely registered here in North America but somehow ended up twisted and repurposed for other rags overseas, resulting in nearly a thousand emails from many readers asking for clarification. Full Story

Thursday, August 10, 2006
Dear gossips, Thrilling day in smut, especially since Janice Min and her clever staff at Us Weekly are takin" it hard to Hollywood and the publicity machine and, at least by showbiz standards, quite literally declaring WAR. Or is it? I do love a great conspiracy, don"t you? Read on, gossips, read on. In today"s issue: the contentious engagement, the elusive photos, The Departed, the Posh, the Pitt, some Rachel, and a double shot of Becks and Zizou. Be still our quivering loins.

The Daily Brad: Brad Brad Brad

August 10, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at August 10, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sweet Goddess. Make it STOP. My resolve is weakening but there really is no more room on The Freebie 5, savvy? More loin quivering madness from the Oceans set - a resounding "STEP OFF" for those deluded enough to think Vince Vaughn is a better catch on account of his sense of humour. Funny yes. But don’t tell me this wouldn"t set it on fire more than VV"s machine gun delivery accessorised by the hard to ignore Elvis facial bloat. Full Story

The Daily Overload: Ocean & the Boys Bring it Hard

August 9, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at August 9, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Holy Mother of Loin Quivering Hotness. It"s too much. It"s much too much. Brad, George, Matt - Matt who normally doesn"t bring the quiver - I"m lightheaded, I"m dizzy, I"m swooning, I.Can"t.Get.Enough. Again, the costume designer for this movie deserves our endless recognition. Or at the very least, a Jessica Simpson fellatio special. Full Story

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Brad Pitt fights for the Freebie 5

August 3, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at August 3, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I took him off - but was it a hasty decision? Feast your eyes on Madd"s dad back to work for Oceans 13…and who can rock a crisp, five thousand dollar suit better than Brad? Seriously, ya"ll…the genius costume designer for all Oceans movies deserves a special Oscar. Which is why I"m going to pull out the special shots, something I don"t do too often. Full Story

The Family minus 2

July 26, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at July 26, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Who but The Family can take away a Beckham lead story? Especially when sightings are becoming increasingly rare? Here are Brad, Angelina, and Maddox the Great on their way back from what looks to be an impromptu visit to the beach, at least if her footwear is any indication. I’m telling you – this kid is too moody NOT to be future famous in his own right. Full Story

Sunday, July 16, 2006
Dear gossips, Saturday night, hanging out on Queen West in Toronto with my girls D and L, and I’m telling you – we were witness to the most “epic” PDA, like, ever in the history of PDA. To the point where people driving by in cars had to stop and stare and holler and hoot. To the point where our hunk of a waiter had to apologise to other patrons for the inseparable clump of tongue and groping parked on the patio for OVER AN HOUR. We’re talking 75 minutes of straight up, straddled horniness over 2 cups of untouched tea, capped off at the end by HER classic and hilarious summation at the very end: What happened to starting off as friends? And THAT is how I kicked off my trip to Toronto. Before we dish – just wanted to let you know that Monday is media day! First I’ll be on the radio in Vancouver on The Beat at 3:30 pm PST, then I’ll be on eTalk doing my regular hit per usual and finally I’ll also be on MTV Live starting at 6pm EST and repeating throughout the evening, chatting about celebrity obsession. Check it out and let me know what you think! In today’s issue: on the Kidmans, on the Pitts, Halle in Japan, Mischa in London, my Apple, my Lilo, a contest, and some shameless self promotion.

Brad/Angie rumour control

July 16, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at July 16, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There is no trial separation. Things are fine, for now. So rest easy you “Brangelina” fans out there - despite what you’ve heard from an Australian lower tier tabloid, the Pitts are still very much together, tending to their growing brood. The split reports originated when details of Brad’s trip to New Orleans were announced with no mention of Angelina Jolie. Full Story