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Thursday, August 10, 2006
Dear gossips, Thrilling day in smut, especially since Janice Min and her clever staff at Us Weekly are takin" it hard to Hollywood and the publicity machine and, at least by showbiz standards, quite literally declaring WAR. Or is it? I do love a great conspiracy, don"t you? Read on, gossips, read on. In today"s issue: the contentious engagement, the elusive photos, The Departed, the Posh, the Pitt, some Rachel, and a double shot of Becks and Zizou. Be still our quivering loins.

The Daily Brad: Brad Brad Brad

August 10, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at August 10, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sweet Goddess. Make it STOP. My resolve is weakening but there really is no more room on The Freebie 5, savvy? More loin quivering madness from the Oceans set - a resounding "STEP OFF" for those deluded enough to think Vince Vaughn is a better catch on account of his sense of humour. Funny yes. But don’t tell me this wouldn"t set it on fire more than VV"s machine gun delivery accessorised by the hard to ignore Elvis facial bloat. Full Story

The Daily Overload: Ocean & the Boys Bring it Hard

August 9, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at August 9, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Holy Mother of Loin Quivering Hotness. It"s too much. It"s much too much. Brad, George, Matt - Matt who normally doesn"t bring the quiver - I"m lightheaded, I"m dizzy, I"m swooning, I.Can"t.Get.Enough. Again, the costume designer for this movie deserves our endless recognition. Or at the very least, a Jessica Simpson fellatio special. Full Story

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Brad Pitt fights for the Freebie 5

August 3, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at August 3, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I took him off - but was it a hasty decision? Feast your eyes on Madd"s dad back to work for Oceans 13…and who can rock a crisp, five thousand dollar suit better than Brad? Seriously, ya"ll…the genius costume designer for all Oceans movies deserves a special Oscar. Which is why I"m going to pull out the special shots, something I don"t do too often. Full Story

The Family minus 2

July 26, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at July 26, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Who but The Family can take away a Beckham lead story? Especially when sightings are becoming increasingly rare? Here are Brad, Angelina, and Maddox the Great on their way back from what looks to be an impromptu visit to the beach, at least if her footwear is any indication. I’m telling you – this kid is too moody NOT to be future famous in his own right. Full Story

Sunday, July 16, 2006
Dear gossips, Saturday night, hanging out on Queen West in Toronto with my girls D and L, and I’m telling you – we were witness to the most “epic” PDA, like, ever in the history of PDA. To the point where people driving by in cars had to stop and stare and holler and hoot. To the point where our hunk of a waiter had to apologise to other patrons for the inseparable clump of tongue and groping parked on the patio for OVER AN HOUR. We’re talking 75 minutes of straight up, straddled horniness over 2 cups of untouched tea, capped off at the end by HER classic and hilarious summation at the very end: What happened to starting off as friends? And THAT is how I kicked off my trip to Toronto. Before we dish – just wanted to let you know that Monday is media day! First I’ll be on the radio in Vancouver on The Beat at 3:30 pm PST, then I’ll be on eTalk doing my regular hit per usual and finally I’ll also be on MTV Live starting at 6pm EST and repeating throughout the evening, chatting about celebrity obsession. Check it out and let me know what you think! In today’s issue: on the Kidmans, on the Pitts, Halle in Japan, Mischa in London, my Apple, my Lilo, a contest, and some shameless self promotion.

Brad/Angie rumour control

July 16, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at July 16, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There is no trial separation. Things are fine, for now. So rest easy you “Brangelina” fans out there - despite what you’ve heard from an Australian lower tier tabloid, the Pitts are still very much together, tending to their growing brood. The split reports originated when details of Brad’s trip to New Orleans were announced with no mention of Angelina Jolie. Full Story

Au revoir Brad, Bonjour Zizou

July 16, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at July 16, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Brad Pitt is a classic but the Freebie 5 is about fantasy. And if I’m no longer fantasizing about Angie’s whipping boy – how can he stay on the list? Besides, as I said before, he’s lookin’ a lot rough around the edges these days - nothing a little tasteful, subtle Botox couldn’t take care of but something tells me he doesn’t do that anymore. Full Story

The Church of Maddox

July 5, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at July 5, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

If for some reason the Goddess decided my time was up tomorrow, I would desperately, desperately want to come back as Maddox Jolie-Pitt. That kid has, like, the best life ever. Here are 5 reasons why I worship at the altar of Maddox J0lie-Pitt: - Madd never has to walk. When he"s not on a plane, he"s in a car, when he"s not in a car, he"s being carried, when he"s not being carried, he"s riding a bike, when he"s not riding a bike, he"s driving an ATV. Full Story

Angie & Gwen: new BFFs?

July 3, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at July 3, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Not that you can really tell but here are the Family Pitt and the Family Rossdale and their brand new babes born within hours of each other. While Angelina and Gwen and Baby Z hang back at the house, Brad and Gavin went jetskiing with Madd, and then everyone enjoyed a bbq with five hundred security personnel running around. Full Story

Movie Trailer #2: Annette Bening, 3rd time lucky?

July 3, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at July 3, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

For the record, I think she was robbed for American Beauty and I think she was inexcusably robbed for Being Julia. Criminal that Hilary Swank has two and the incomparable Annette has nothing, don"t you think? Still…unless Ms Streep gets a nod for Prada, I"ll be gutted if Ms Bening doesn"t walk away with what"s rightly hers next February. Full Story