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Friday, August 25, 2006 Dear gossips, I should be celebrating…but I can"t. It should be a time for triumph and rejoice…but something"s holding me back. Because if there"s one thing people love more than a titan falling, it is a phoenix rising, and where else but Hollywood can the ultimate comeback be constructed? Who understands this better than the GMD? More on that later. Thank Goddess for the Pitts. The Pitts who have, with their own trademark control, shut down all absurd suggestions of a split with one gorgeous, gorgeous outing. Happy weekend indeed. And happiness perhaps for Jennifer Lopez? A young teenypop called Jesse McCartney apparently let it slip during a radio interview Thursday. He"s dating a girl who was just cast in Dallas and when asked why J Lo got axed, he said that she hadn"t been, that she was dropped because she"s pregnant. Cue uncomfortable silence and perhaps official confirmation to follow? Stay tuned... Today"s issue: Team Tom fights back, Team Pitt on rumour control, Cam goes dark, Posh goes telly, on Karl, on Julia, on Hayden, and someone, anyone, please stop Matthew McConaughey.

The Pitts answer back

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 25, 2006 12:00:00 August 25, 2006 12:00:00

Breaking up, huh? Telling Angie he still loves Jen, huh?   Please. Look at this woman. Next to Angelina Jolie, there is no other. And any suggestion of Brad Pitt pining for Jennifer Aniston after being blessed with the opportunity not only to be Jolie"s acknowledged lover, but to have had the privilege of populating her womb is absolutely f&cking ludicrous. Full Story

Wednesday, August 23, 2006 Dear gossips, Brad Pitt. Toronto. The Film Festival. My home town. Two weeks. Can"t. F&cking. Wait. JLo, Jude Law, Cate Blanchett, Russell Crowe, Sean Penn, Reese Witherspoon, Morgan Freeman, Tom Hanks, the Dixie Chicks (!!!), Heath Ledger…seriously I could go on. And the list is platinum supernova star power this year, including a possibility for some Lilo. Alright T-Dot. Do you love it, or do you LOVE it??? But even still…despite all those big names…the one that speaks the loudest, the one that captivates the craziest, the one I cherish above all others has to be Borat himself - in the flesh, hopefully more offensive and more Kazakhstani than ever, ready to make-a sex crime all over the festival. Wahwahweewah! Joyous moment of the day? Tom Cruise karmic calamity. More on that later. Gossip lesson of the day? Brittany Murphy can"t say no. In love with love, or incapable of being without love, or incapable of being unloved, kinda like La Lopez except in Brittany"s case, she has the good sense not to go through with it every time. I feel badly for her, I really do. By all accounts and my own observation, having seen her once in the lobby of the Opus, she is a lovely, lovely, lovely person. Quick to say thank you, quick to say hello, quick with a genuine smile and not an Alba smile, well behaved on the set - just an allround nice person with an allround sucky style strategy. Still... It would be a pleasure to see her succeed. In life and in love. And on this rare occasion, I will save the cynicism for someone else who deserves it. Today"s issue: on Brad and George, on Kate and Pete, on Paris, on both Simpsons, how LL copies MK, beautiful Halle, beautiful Kate, and my fickle switch is on Ashton.

The Dumping of the Dwarf

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 23, 2006 12:00:00 August 23, 2006 12:00:00

Again, for the benefit of his eager beaver legal team - conjecture, gossip, rumour, not to be taken seriously, all in good fun…because we do love your client, ok? We love him for his heterosexuality and his heroism, both of which are so potent, it would be pure folly to say otherwise. Praise Thetan, ah-Xenu. Full Story

Pitt Clooney: the modern Cooper Cable

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 23, 2006 12:00:00 August 23, 2006 12:00:00

More loin quivering madness from the set of Oceans 13. Like art, isn"t it? And something else too. Something so elegantly old Hollywood about George Clooney, perhaps more so when George Clooney hangs with Brad Pitt, reminiscent of the classic old boys" club, even before the Rat Pack and Sinatra"s signature cool, even before the heady Vegas evenings, back in halycon Hollywood when the right to celebrity had to be earned. Full Story

Brad & Angie: paradise in jeopardy?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 21, 2006 12:00:00 August 21, 2006 12:00:00

Life & Style Weekly, the vanguard of accurate tabloid reporting, really outdid itself this week with an explosive cover proclaiming the beginning of the end of the “Brangelina” era – a story that barely registered here in North America but somehow ended up twisted and repurposed for other rags overseas, resulting in nearly a thousand emails from many readers asking for clarification. Full Story

Thursday, August 10, 2006 Dear gossips, Thrilling day in smut, especially since Janice Min and her clever staff at Us Weekly are takin" it hard to Hollywood and the publicity machine and, at least by showbiz standards, quite literally declaring WAR. Or is it? I do love a great conspiracy, don"t you? Read on, gossips, read on. In today"s issue: the contentious engagement, the elusive photos, The Departed, the Posh, the Pitt, some Rachel, and a double shot of Becks and Zizou. Be still our quivering loins.

The Daily Brad: Brad Brad Brad

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 10, 2006 12:00:00 August 10, 2006 12:00:00

Sweet Goddess. Make it STOP. My resolve is weakening but there really is no more room on The Freebie 5, savvy? More loin quivering madness from the Oceans set - a resounding "STEP OFF" for those deluded enough to think Vince Vaughn is a better catch on account of his sense of humour. Funny yes. But don’t tell me this wouldn"t set it on fire more than VV"s machine gun delivery accessorised by the hard to ignore Elvis facial bloat. Full Story

The Daily Overload: Ocean & the Boys Bring it Hard

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 9, 2006 12:00:00 August 9, 2006 12:00:00

Holy Mother of Loin Quivering Hotness. It"s too much. It"s much too much. Brad, George, Matt - Matt who normally doesn"t bring the quiver - I"m lightheaded, I"m dizzy, I"m swooning, I.Can"t.Get.Enough. Again, the costume designer for this movie deserves our endless recognition. Or at the very least, a Jessica Simpson fellatio special. Full Story

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Brad Pitt fights for the Freebie 5

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 3, 2006 12:00:00 August 3, 2006 12:00:00

I took him off - but was it a hasty decision? Feast your eyes on Madd"s dad back to work for Oceans 13…and who can rock a crisp, five thousand dollar suit better than Brad? Seriously, ya"ll…the genius costume designer for all Oceans movies deserves a special Oscar. Which is why I"m going to pull out the special shots, something I don"t do too often. Full Story