May 30, 2006 12:00:00
Posted at May 30, 2006 12:00:00
Must have received over a 100 emails over the last 2 days about that herpes thing. Some chick claiming to have worked for 20th Century Fox sent in an email to some blog claiming that Angelina"s c-section was a medical necessity due to the fact that she has herpes and couldn"t risk passing the virus on to the baby. Full Story
Monday, May 29, 2006
Home sweet home. But to be honest, I could have stayed in Europe forever. Cannes was a chaotic blast. More on that later as I suspect most of you want to dish on the baby first.
SHE arrived, y"all. The gossip "messiah", the "gift", the answer to Scientology and the anti-thesis to the Gay Midget Cruise … Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt was born on Saturday in Africa, reportedly via c-section. But while In Touch is claiming to be the first to report on the African delivery, please allow me one tiny smug moment to gloat about the fact that I was actually la premiere to bring news of the birthing location - way, way, way back in January. So for what it"s worth, I"ve got fresh exclusives. As in why they went for a c-section and a few signs of tension between the lover brother and the lover Brad. Oh…and by the way… The Break Up premieres in just under a week. Is this not the coincidence to end all coincidences???
Also in today"s issue: Britney"s new colour, wrapping up Cannes, Jake and Natalie wishful thinking, Joshua Jackson sighted, concern for Claudia, Rosario Dawson needs help, some shameless self promotion, a vicious piece of hatemail, and oh yes… a sort of new smutty riddle.
But first - just a word about the riddles to those of you who may be new to the column. Due to the fact that I don"t want the Chinese sued out of me, I am unable to reply directly to all of your guesses, which is why I usually throw in an answer or two to some of your questions in the "Last Word." There are, however, clues peppered about all over and at the risk of sounding pendantic - if you read carefully through the archives, the answers are literally right there. Thick Skin
is a good example. Hope that helps. As for Strong and Not
- for the benefit of those who have not had time to get caught up - please note that it is NOT Heather and Macca or the Beckhams or the Smiths.
Now let"s dish…
May 29, 2006 12:00:00
Posted at May 29, 2006 12:00:00
As expected, the Pitts made the official announcement on Saturday through People, yet another sign that the magazine is the leading candidate to win the baby photo sweepstakes (for more details on their campaign, click here http://www.laineygossip.com/ArticleList.aspx?ID=3809). Shiloh Nouvel. Shiloh meaning the gift, the peaceful one, the messiah. Full Story
May 29, 2006 12:00:00
Posted at May 29, 2006 12:00:00
I"m happy to tell you that I"m officially a member of CTV"s eTalk family with my very own bio section on the website! Click here to check it out.
I"ll be on every Monday with fresh smut and you can catch me tomorrow night dishing exclusive on JD Fortune and the Family Pitt. Full Story
May 21, 2006 12:00:00
Posted at May 21, 2006 12:00:00
Contrary to what you may be reading about the baby having been born already, my sources are insisting that Baby Jolie-P has yet to make its arrival. And on a Buddhist note (which Angelina has been known to practice) it would be EXTREMELY, EXTREMELY contrary to principle to begin a new life under such fraudulent circumstances. Full Story
Strong and not is definitely NOT Angelina Jolie. Because Brad Pitt is a lover, not a beater. Now that I think of it though, there are some pishposh family similarities.
Fresh smut some time this weekend from Cannes. Hopefully by then I’ll be best friends forever with Lindsay Lohan.
Til then, I am yours in gossip,
May 14, 2006 12:00:00
Posted at May 14, 2006 12:00:00
Same little face. Same little dimples. Same full mouth. Wee Violet is just like mom, non? And while I’m never particularly excited by the mostest dullest Jennifer Garner, I have to tell you…her child is cuteness overload. I suppose it’s a surprising reproductive advantage to being taupe – kind of like the Goddess’s way of reimbursing someone for penny pinching on personality. Full Story
Wednesday, May 3, 2006
"Tis a busy season in smut, y"all. Hope you"re keeping up.
In today"s issue: Denise digs deeper, the Pitts and their People mouthpiece, Teri Hatcher can"t stop talking, a vacancy in Paris, more 90210 nostalgia, and Janet"s mission is accomplished.
May 3, 2006 12:00:00
Posted at May 3, 2006 12:00:00
It"s no secret that People Magazine has been the end all and be all source for everything Pitt - officially sanctioned, of course. Not only because they have the deep pockets to pay for stories but because they have been willing, unlike so many other rags, to position Angelina as a saint instead of a homewrecking slut. Full Story
April 30, 2006 12:00:00
Posted at April 30, 2006 12:00:00
Time Magazine has named Angelina Jolie on their list of "100 People Who Shape Our World", the latest development in what seems to be a rather obvious campaign to turn her into a living saint, made all the more compelling because she used to sleep with women and kiss her brother and wear Billy Bob"s blood around her neck. Full Story
Wednesday, April 26, 2006
What can I say? I guess I"m verbose this week. That or I"m just trying to butter y"all up so you won"t be so livid when I leave you for two weeks next month to go traipsing across Europe. But that"s then. This is now. And this is my 4th column of the week.
For those of you who"ve been too busy to gossip - the shame! - get caught up on the Pitts and the Sheens and the underarm discussion by clicking on "THIS WEEK" on the left hand side of the page and scroll down to read the articles you"ve missed. Having said that, if you"re a subscriber, you automatically get full text versions of my columns each time I post. Shameless self promotion there…yes, I know.
Again - sorry for the assy performance of the site. If you care, we"re currently moving over to an SQL database which will support the high volume of traffic. Gotta give all credit to my sweet China Choi boy Erwin for working on this so diligently. Hopefully the situation will be taken care of soon.
And now the smut…
In today"s issue: Angie gets girly, EXCLUSIVE real estate rumours from the Windy City, praise for Tom"s parenting, my Gwyneth glows, and voice mail analysis from a well informed reader.