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Au revoir Brad, Bonjour Zizou

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 16, 2006 12:00:00 July 16, 2006 12:00:00

Brad Pitt is a classic but the Freebie 5 is about fantasy. And if I’m no longer fantasizing about Angie’s whipping boy – how can he stay on the list? Besides, as I said before, he’s lookin’ a lot rough around the edges these days - nothing a little tasteful, subtle Botox couldn’t take care of but something tells me he doesn’t do that anymore. Full Story

The Church of Maddox

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 5, 2006 12:00:00 July 5, 2006 12:00:00

If for some reason the Goddess decided my time was up tomorrow, I would desperately, desperately want to come back as Maddox Jolie-Pitt. That kid has, like, the best life ever. Here are 5 reasons why I worship at the altar of Maddox J0lie-Pitt: - Madd never has to walk. When he"s not on a plane, he"s in a car, when he"s not in a car, he"s being carried, when he"s not being carried, he"s riding a bike, when he"s not riding a bike, he"s driving an ATV. Full Story

Angie & Gwen: new BFFs?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 3, 2006 12:00:00 July 3, 2006 12:00:00

Not that you can really tell but here are the Family Pitt and the Family Rossdale and their brand new babes born within hours of each other. While Angelina and Gwen and Baby Z hang back at the house, Brad and Gavin went jetskiing with Madd, and then everyone enjoyed a bbq with five hundred security personnel running around. Full Story

Movie Trailer #2: Annette Bening, 3rd time lucky?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 3, 2006 12:00:00 July 3, 2006 12:00:00

For the record, I think she was robbed for American Beauty and I think she was inexcusably robbed for Being Julia. Criminal that Hilary Swank has two and the incomparable Annette has nothing, don"t you think? Still…unless Ms Streep gets a nod for Prada, I"ll be gutted if Ms Bening doesn"t walk away with what"s rightly hers next February. Full Story

Wednesday, June 28, 2006 Dear gossips, My colleagues at eTalk just reported tonight that Brad Pitt"s Babel will be one of the featured pictures at this year"s Toronto International Film Festival and organisers are hopeful that both Brad and Cate Blanchett will attend. Not to sound biased or anything but my hometown really does put on the best show, like, ever. You bet your boob job I"ll be conveniently "visiting my mother" between September 7 - 16. In today"s issue: Nicole and Keith in Tahiti, Britney photoshopped, Beyonce waxed, a feng shui analysis of Brad"s home, JT"s persistent fungus, a compliment for Eva, a compliment for Kate, and Gabriel Aubrey isn"t perfect?

The Jolie-Pitt Baby Shower

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 26, 2006 12:00:00 June 26, 2006 12:00:00

Over the weekend, Celebrity Baby Blog was notified about a memory stick supposedly containing 450 exclusive, private baby shower photos from Brad and Angelina’s African birthing holiday. Here is just one of those photos apparently being offered up to the tabloids. Full Story

Keith Captured

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 23, 2006 12:00:00 June 23, 2006 12:00:00

Well isn’t this turning into a media relations blowjob of sorts? Nicole Kidman has handed out free beer, been photographed picking up her niece from school, and now visiting a children’s hospital with her son and daughter in tow – all during the same week as her wedding? Quite a page out of the Jolie Pitt book of publicity, don’t you think. Full Story

Nicole Kidman: pulled tight & the pregnancy watch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 18, 2006 12:00:00 June 18, 2006 12:00:00

Here"s Nic making a pit stop in China on her way back to Australia for the rumoured wedding with country manlights and his dry thin lips. Take a look at her hands in relation to her face. The skin in particular. You notice a difference? There are babies with more wrinkles than Nicole Kidman!!! Speaking of babies - that suspicious bump from last week was decidedly less prominent in Shanghai over the weekend, prompting most fairweather gossips to jump over to the empty womb side of the pregnancy pendulum. Full Story

Joshua Jackson & the Face that Couldn"t

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 18, 2006 12:00:00 June 18, 2006 12:00:00

Well this was a surprise, non? Pacey snapped in Paris with Diane Kruger, a new romance that came out of nowhere. I have no idea when they got together, I have no idea how. The only thing I know about Joshua Jackson is what he"s like when he"s in Vancouver. And as I"ve mentioned before, when he"s single, he likes to pick up and pick up plentiful. Full Story

Sunday, June 11, 2006 Dear gossips, By all accounts, Shiloh and the Gang have returned to Los Angeles. But even though they have yet to be sighted, everywhere I went this weekend, people were talking about the Chosen One and her family photo frenzy. Naturally, everyone has an opinion. Some think pimping your kid - even for charity - is NEVER a good thing. Hardcore "Brangelina" fans or "BAMZS" fans as they like to call themselves these days can"t stop gushing about the Jolie-Pitts" admirable philanthropic generosity, arguing that so many others would have eventually profited from the pictures anyway, it only made sense to turn the intense public interest into awareness and financial aid for some of the world"s most disadvantaged citizens. These, by the way, are the same BAMZS fans who think my "conspiracy and media manipulation theories" are full of sh*t, and that I"m a nasty bitch for even implying that the Pitts have been matching every Aniston tit with a tat of their own. Apparently they don"t think Brad and Angie need to engage in Hollywood media warfare anymore. … … Right then. Shall we move on to less amateur discussions? In today"s monster issue: the Shiloh world domination and a philanthropic suggestion for Hollywood"s most (openly) philanthropic heavyweights, Britney regresses, Ben poses, Jen glows, Elle"s flirtation, being - gulp - honest about Paris, the Mimi debate rages again, the Family Beckham on display, and clues clues everywhere.

The Shilo World Debut

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 11, 2006 12:00:00 June 11, 2006 12:00:00

Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt, at the tender age of 15 days, is already changing our world. She is dominating our discussions, she is captivating an international audience, and she is helping to further cement her parents" status as the reigning Zeus and Hera of a Land called Celebrity. Much more so than her Scientological counterpart Suri Cruise, who has yet to be strategically product placed and who is becoming more urban legend and less flesh and bone with each passing day. Full Story