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Strong and not is definitely NOT Angelina Jolie. Because Brad Pitt is a lover, not a beater. Now that I think of it though, there are some pishposh family similarities. Fresh smut some time this weekend from Cannes. Hopefully by then I’ll be best friends forever with Lindsay Lohan. Til then, I am yours in gossip, Lainey

Adorable Baby Violet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 14, 2006 12:00:00 May 14, 2006 12:00:00

Same little face. Same little dimples. Same full mouth. Wee Violet is just like mom, non? And while I’m never particularly excited by the mostest dullest Jennifer Garner, I have to tell you…her child is cuteness overload. I suppose it’s a surprising reproductive advantage to being taupe – kind of like the Goddess’s way of reimbursing someone for penny pinching on personality. Full Story

Wednesday, May 3, 2006
Dear gossips, "Tis a busy season in smut, y"all. Hope you"re keeping up. In today"s issue: Denise digs deeper, the Pitts and their People mouthpiece, Teri Hatcher can"t stop talking, a vacancy in Paris, more 90210 nostalgia, and Janet"s mission is accomplished.

People & The Pitts

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 3, 2006 12:00:00 May 3, 2006 12:00:00

It"s no secret that People Magazine has been the end all and be all source for everything Pitt - officially sanctioned, of course. Not only because they have the deep pockets to pay for stories but because they have been willing, unlike so many other rags, to position Angelina as a saint instead of a homewrecking slut. Full Story

The beatification of Angelina Jolie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 30, 2006 12:00:00 April 30, 2006 12:00:00

Time Magazine has named Angelina Jolie on their list of "100 People Who Shape Our World", the latest development in what seems to be a rather obvious campaign to turn her into a living saint, made all the more compelling because she used to sleep with women and kiss her brother and wear Billy Bob"s blood around her neck. Full Story

Wednesday, April 26, 2006
Dear gossips, What can I say? I guess I"m verbose this week. That or I"m just trying to butter y"all up so you won"t be so livid when I leave you for two weeks next month to go traipsing across Europe. But that"s then. This is now. And this is my 4th column of the week. For those of you who"ve been too busy to gossip - the shame! - get caught up on the Pitts and the Sheens and the underarm discussion by clicking on "THIS WEEK" on the left hand side of the page and scroll down to read the articles you"ve missed. Having said that, if you"re a subscriber, you automatically get full text versions of my columns each time I post. Shameless self promotion there…yes, I know. Again - sorry for the assy performance of the site. If you care, we"re currently moving over to an SQL database which will support the high volume of traffic. Gotta give all credit to my sweet China Choi boy Erwin for working on this so diligently. Hopefully the situation will be taken care of soon. And now the smut… In today"s issue: Angie gets girly, EXCLUSIVE real estate rumours from the Windy City, praise for Tom"s parenting, my Gwyneth glows, and voice mail analysis from a well informed reader.

Angie giggles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 26, 2006 12:00:00 April 26, 2006 12:00:00

Bits and pieces of Angelina Jolie"s interview with Ann Curry for Dateline have been released to the public and the most interesting part of all this is that when asked about her relationship, Mrs Pitt actually GIGGLES. Yes, gossips. Only a dose of the Brad could inspire such girly girly reactions from the most whip snappy, leather happy, sex goddess on the planet. Full Story

The Family Pitt Domestica: Part 1

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 26, 2006 12:00:00 April 26, 2006 12:00:00

Angelina and Brad were enjoying breakfast on the balcony in one of the many rooms they had reserved for themselves at the Namibian resort. But while the blazing African sun was already scorching the landscape, the couple kept themselves cool by passing icecubes to each other mouth to mouth, hungrily lingering before each transfer, clearly still as passionately in love today as they were a year ago when their love first bloomed. Full Story

Tuesday, April 25, 2006
Dear gossips, After too many days of b-list divorce fixation, leave it to the Pitts to jack up our smutty spirits with a lovely - if not a tad self promotional - photo spread for Hello. More on that later. Just a housekeeping issue first, if you don"t mind. I"m in the process of switching over my database. Which is why things have been so damn slow of late. Should be another week. So if you"re hitting the site at peak hours - mornings and lunch - could I trouble you for some patience? Thank you - I appreciate the support! In today"s issue: Angie and Brad back at the beach, discussing Jude"s pits, more Sheen/Richards drama, Posh and Becks on the town, Reese Witherspoon and the return of frump, movement on the Freebie 5, and for the 4th time this year - Britney Spears is pregnant.

Hello Family Pitt

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 25, 2006 12:00:00 April 25, 2006 12:00:00

Not exactly candids but these are too frickin" cute - Brad, Madd, Angie, and Z on the beach in Namibia for Hello magazine. As you would expect, the article focuses mainly on humanitarian work but who needs to read when you can feast your eyes on the new Hollywood royal family? LOVE the one of Zahara on Daddy"s shoulders. Full Story

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The Freebie 5 Shuffle

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 25, 2006 12:00:00 April 25, 2006 12:00:00

I"m moving Becks up to #1 and the newly hot and Africanised Brad Pitt to #2. Clive Owen stays at #3, Wentworth Miller comes in at #4 - even though he"s gay, because a faghag really should celebrate her best friends. And rounding out the list is Marcus Flutie, the hippie dreadlock dreamboat from the Jessica Darling series by Megan McCaffery, who is a tad too lotus flower zen power for my liking but who, aside from that, really is the most perfect boy. Full Story