Man vanity

February 9, 2010 08:30:00 Posted at February 9, 2010 08:30:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

When the man is an actor this increases exponentially. Check out Bradley Cooper last night at the Valentine’s Day premiere. The Daily Mail pointed it out first, only they called him Renee Zellweger’s boyfriend, like that’s his primary identifier now. You’ll note, Bradley worked the bronzer/self tanner/whatever and forget to apply everywhere else.

I often wonder about this. Because I work in television and it’s a golden rule, if you’re on camera, you must wear foundation and powder. And if a dude is rocking a beard or some stubble, the foundation application is tricky. Some people try and get away without foundation by going for a tan, to even things out. Which works better in some cases than it does in others. And then the foundation tan combination makes it even more complicated.

Now I can’t look at him the same way. Like I know they all do it but I don’t want to see it. And given that I’ve seen it, it’s changed everything. We have to break up. Fickle, non? Fantasy is fickle. That’s the POINT, Laura.

So there’s an empty spot on the Freebie Five.

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