Kelly Clarkson’s new record is getting critically hammered. Off the success of her last effort, the expectation was that she’d take the same formula and churn out another list of 4 or 5 hits. Instead, Kelly decided to write her own stuff, even if it meant staying off the charts and pissing off Clive Davis. Full Story

Whitney at Clive’s annual pre-Grammy party on Saturday. Admit it. Once upon a time, you wrote off Whitney Houston. And if you really want to deny it, refresh your memory here – not too long ago, Whitney was Britney. And now, now that she’s purged the Bobby leach, with the eternal love and support of Clive Davis, Whitney is back looking better than ever. Full Story

Divorced and thriving – not that I’m pro-split or anything but in both their cases, it was undeniably a good thing, spiritually AND physically. Here are Whitney and Halle at the Carousel of Hope Ball at the weekend, both looking divine, both celebrating post-divorce freedom…especially Whitney. The rehab bloat seems to have receded, the sparkle is back, hopefully the voice is back as well, and as we all know, Clive Davis is pushing for the Comeback to end all comebacks…even more astounding than Mariah’s bounce and flounce after the Glitter breakdown. Full Story

No food, just ciggies, and a model too. Everyone lost their sh*t today over this guy: James Rousseau né Osborne, British model for Hugo Boss, photographed with Orly"s ex, no whiskers in sight but really??? Is he really worth the hype? Sure, sure…he"s empirically goodlooking in that empirically goodlooking vacuous mannequin kind of way, sort of reminds me of that actor Matthew Davis who starred with Kate in Blue Crush, more famously known as Warner Huntington III from Legally Blonde, and still I have to tell you I"m definitely not feeling the goofy looking jacket or the rat tatty shoes or the resemblance to Angelina Jolie, which only reminds me of the time she made out with her brother, which is never a good memory. Full Story

I know it’s supposed to be good news. That after Goddess knows how many years, Whitney Houston has finally emerged from her cracked induced psychosis and decided to leave that piece of gap-toothed sh-t she’s been married to for much, much too long. Good news, absolutely. But I’m more haunted than I am happy, more pessimistic than I am relieved. Full Story

Heartbreaking photos of my girl from TMZ after thefts made away with her bag at the airport, the contents of which are reported to be nearly $1 million. In addition to the jewellery, Lindsay also lost her meds – she suffers from asthma, you see, and the drugs are an absolute necessity if she wants to be able to continue smoking up a storm. Full Story

Only Karl could bring Lindsay and Paris and Jessica together on one night and make them all not only bow at his jewel encrusted couture feet but also restrain from scratching each others’ eyes out during the course of the evening. Here are Lindsay and Paris, supposedly friends again after the Brandon Davis debacle. Full Story

The bloadsoaked streets of Paris are making me thirsty for conflict. And seriously, is there anything better than a good old fashioned Hollywood catfight, with good vs. evil and a clear, cocaine drawn line between the two? I think not. Every war is characterised by key battles. The Lohan/Hilton War is no different. Full Story

Is Geena Davis still married? If not, I guess that Thick Skin is about her. Dear Nadia, Geena is indeed still married. She also still doesn’t know how to dress herself which is thankfully not a problem shared by the beauty you’re looking for. Full Story