Break Ups Articles
It’s not hard. And it doesn’t take long. This is Deryck Whibley last night in LA at Tattoo Mania with Hanna Beth Merjos. They’re calling her his new girlfriend. Hanna Beth is a wannabe model. Of course she is. After enduring months and months of Avril’s f-ckery, and the major dick deflating imagery of being betrayed for (allegedly) Brandon Davis, Deryck deserves some ass too. Full Story
Of course she was. Her publicist always comes up with an excuse. So Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake was in Vegas all last week for his golf tournament which culminated yesterday. Saturday night, as previously mentioned, he and his friends performed at Mandalay Bay to raise money for Shriners Hospitals for Children. Full Story
That’s most telling. But People.com says they’re totally still together. So it must be the truth, right? Shelfy and her publicist want so badly for it to be. But it’s Thanksgiving weekend in Canada. Full Story
Not long ago Tracy Anderson was the sh-t. She was training with Madonna, touring with Madonna, featured by GOOP, opening her own gym in NYC. But no one in NYC seemed interested. Stagnant membership, bad press due to her shady past, accusations that her methods were not realistic, and now the fatal blow… Madonna has discarded her. Full Story
George Michael’s boyfriend Kenny Goss has suffered through 13 years of bathroom raids and late night forest visits and according to the UK tabloids, he’s finally walked out on George’s extracurricular habits. George however is now denying reports... Full Story
Shelf Ass Jessica Biel is back in Vancouver, arrived last Thursday and spotted yesterday downtown filming A-Team. As you can see, even on set with makeup on, Shelfy looks like sh-t. Gaunt, pale, and am told she seems listless and mopey between scenes. A reader (thanks Rubina!) saw her on Saturday night at a lounge in Kits, shared a few words with her, and also wrote that Biel seemed rough – “awful” was the word that was used. Full Story
The good news is that Shelfy landed herself a cover. The bad news…the cover makes her look as pathetic as Jennifer Aniston. As reported yesterday, the new issue of Us Weekly features an exclusive breakup report – Justin Timberlake ditched the Shelf Ass Jessica Biel. Full Story
Oh la. The new issue of Us Magazine comes out tomorrow but etalk received an advance copy and their report is putting Shelfy in the sh-ts. I just read my voice over for our piece about 15 minutes ago. According to the publication, they say Pip ditched her. Full Story
This comes as no surprise. For many reasons. Us Weekly reports that Avril Lavigne and Deryck Whibley are done. That she told him she wanted out and that divorce papers will be filed imminently. He is apparently “crushed”. Full Story
It was Sean Penn’s birthday yesterday. He’s 49. Two nights ago he was spotted in Malibu at Nobu leaving with a friend. Not sure if he celebrated with Robin Wright though it seems unlikely. Page Six is reporting... Full Story
I thought they were nuts. Then the Twi-Hards came along and redefined crazy. But before Stephenie Meyer ignited the lunatic gene in those losers, the McGoslings did indeed foam all over the internets hoping the real life rowboat would happen. Oh those halcyon days. When Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling rushed across the MTV stage and gave us a kiss to remember forever… It ended eventually and for a while there, especially this past spring, it looked like The Notebook had been burned beyond recognition. Full Story
You know this generation. Nothing happens unless it happens online. Profound, emotional, relationship discussions happen online. You hookup on Facebook, you breakup over text. And you discuss your breakup on Twitter. This is how JailBait rolls. Miley Cyrus and her loser ass 20 year old off/on boyfriend Justin Gaston are evidently having love troubles. Full Story
Guy Ritchie went out with Jason Statham and Trudie Styler the other night. Trudie of course was the one who set him up with Madonna so many years ago. I wonder if they’ve amicably divided the friends. Jacek and I have already talked about this in the event of a split. You might think it’s morbid and sad. Full Story
Jessica Simpson continues to hook up and break up with men who humiliate her. As if it wasn’t enough that he dumped her the night before her birthday, Us Weekly reports that Tony Romo apparently also announced the break up to everyone living in his gated community, informing security that she was no longer to be allowed access to his home in Dallas which is why a sign at the entrance has been posted that reads: "RED ALERT!!! TONY ROMO HAS MADE SOME CHANGES TO HIS LIST OF PEOPLE ALLOWED IN. Full Story
Joe Jonas is no longer dating Camilla Belle. Her rep has confirmed it’s over. No specifics were given but we all know it’s because he was afraid of her vagina. A Vagina Virgin can’t make the next step, you know? Apparently Joe, because he can’t help reflecting his pain through his work, changed the lyrics to one of their songs... Full Story
Good. Porny is going back to the gym. She wallowed in her jammies for a couple of weeks after Tony Romo bailed on her and now, obviously, she called up Ken Paves, told him to do her hair, had a makeup artist come by and apply the “natural” look, and made arrangements to be photographed emerging from break up hell. Full Story
Why did Romo walk out on Porny? According to Radar John Mayer’s been f-cking around again. Word is everything between Jessica Simpson and QB1 was great…until last Thursday when he found out that Douchebag was still texting her. Full Story
Oh no. Oh girl, oh no. I am still not Jessica Simpson’s friend. Neither are you. So we can’t help her. And she will need help. A LOT of help. People.com is reporting that she’s been dumped by Tony Romo again. Full Story
He was universally ridiculed when word leaked that he was dating Audrina Patridge. Kinda like John Mayer and Jessica Simpson… only worse. Which is why he shamefacedly skipped the carpet at the Movie Awards on Sunday. ShameFace is the worst with cameras around. And now Hollyscoop... Full Story
EXCLUSIVE It’s over. For now, it’s over. Multiple sources have confirmed to me exclusively that Selena Gomez and Taylor Lautner, SO f-cking cute in Vancouver while both were in town shooting their respective projects, have split… It’s been about a week now. Taylor left Vancouver last Friday. Full Story
