Break Ups Articles

Hollywood celebrity break ups, splits, and divorces.

Heidi & the bodyguard

September 4, 2012 14:03:58 Posted at September 4, 2012 14:03:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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SWAP/Splash

Well now this is how they should all behave when they divorce -- with bitterness and barbs over a bodyguard, all caught on camera. Heidi Klum was papped on holiday with her children in Sardinia. In the photos, she and her bodyguard have their arms around each other. There’s nothing dirty but it was suggestive enough to get people wondering whether or not they’re intimate. Full Story

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John Mayer sheds and accessorises

August 27, 2012 18:48:22 Posted at August 27, 2012 18:48:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Stefanie Keenan/Kevin Winter/Getty

Sometimes I wonder how it is that John Mayer and Ashton Kutcher aren’t best friends. Or could they be? Do we reject that which repulses us in our ourselves? Anyway, now that Katy Perry doesn’t want to be dealing with him anymore, John’s all fresh again with a haircut. He showed up at Mindy Kaling’s party the other night and may have been flirting with her. Full Story

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Summer’s almost over

August 27, 2012 17:21:13 Posted at August 27, 2012 17:21:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Fame/Flynet

There’s one more weekend. I mean I know officially, like, according to science and the almanac people, that summer’s not done until the Autumn Equinox but in spirit, we all know, summer ends after Labour Day weekend. And I only asked for the summer. That they make it through their second summer, Selena and Justin. Full Story

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Katy Perry kept it short

August 24, 2012 16:50:23 Posted at August 24, 2012 16:50:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Keystone

On August 13 I posted this article about how Katy Perry was keeping her daylight hours with John Mayer to a minimum. You know. She knows. Mila Kunis does not know. Mila Kunis allowed her shame f-ck to become her bonafide. Mila is dumber than Katy. Full Story

Katie left with nothing and she wants you to know

August 24, 2012 15:15:39 Posted at August 24, 2012 15:15:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Jackson Lee/Splash

The Katie Holmes-Tom Cruise divorce was finalised this week. Remember how they were all like “we’re keeping the terms confidential” right after an agreement was reached? Well now TMZ has some of the details. Not surprisingly the information favours Katie, just one of three Yay Katie stories released in the last two days. Full Story

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Fashion Katie in the tents

August 23, 2012 20:00:20 Posted at August 23, 2012 20:00:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Splash

I can’t wait for this. Katie Holmes will present Holmes & Yang for the first time at NY Fashion Week. According to Page Six the collection will be shown in the tents and that’s supposed to be a big ass deal. Like she means to be some kind of fashion player now. Full Story

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Every love is forever but we’re never getting back together

August 14, 2012 16:09:25 Posted at August 14, 2012 16:09:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Splash

Taylor Swift has a new album called RED coming out in October. And there’s already a new song -- We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together. Once again, then, a breakup song. Because as she told her fans yesterday: "All the different emotions that are written about on this album are all pretty much about the kind of tumultuous, crazy, insane, intense, semi-toxic relationships that I’ve experienced in the last two years. Full Story

Single Tom has smaller heels

July 25, 2012 20:07:15 Posted at July 25, 2012 20:07:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Splash, INF

Oh here’s fun game! Whose career is more in crisis: Tom Cruise, member of a cult who frighteningly may have wanted to turn his daughter into a freak, or Kristen Stewart who let a married man rub himself all over her in her car? It’s tricky. And in the city it's a pity cos we just can't hide Tinted windows don't mean nothin', they know who's inside Here’s the GMD in London today doing a pretty good imitation of his Junior Mint Taylor Lautner now that he’s lost a little weight after Katie Holmes dumped him. Full Story

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The Mythology of Katie Holmes

July 13, 2012 16:04:30 Posted at July 13, 2012 16:04:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Fame/Flynet, J.B Nicholas/Splash

Katie Holmes took Suri and a friend (?) to gymnastics class yesterday in New York. You know what I love about these shots? Look at the first photo in the series. Had she not filed for divorce, this would be next week’s cover of Star Magazine with the caption: Katie’s PREGNANT! Suri’s baby brother! For two weeks I’ve been jerking off to Katie’s unexpected game. Full Story

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Amber Heard still has a girlfriend

July 12, 2012 18:24:49 Posted at July 12, 2012 18:24:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Oliver S Wolf/Splash

And a boyfriend? In Touch reported a couple of weeks ago that Amber Heard and her girlfriend Tasya were done. That’s In Touch for you. Amber and Tasya stepped out together yesterday. They’re not done. That doesn’t mean she’s not also f-cking Johnny Depp (which, I mean, I still don’t feel slamdunk about this one) and she could very well use that to her advantage if she’s selling herself as the next Angelina Jolie. Full Story

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