Break Ups Articles

Hollywood celebrity break ups, splits, and divorces.

Tom’s breaking up with Xenu?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 15, 2012 17:06:23 October 15, 2012 17:06:23
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Everyone’s picking up on a story from the UK Mirror about Tom Cruise breaking up with Scientology so that he can get back together with Katie Holmes. Really? The Mirror? Please. And besides, do you buy that Tom Cruise would rather fail his religion than fail his wife? He already failed his wife. Full Story

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Demi Moore: one year later

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 21, 2012 14:29:54 September 21, 2012 14:29:54
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It happened a year ago, exactly. It was a Friday night, the day before their 6th wedding anniversary. Ashton Kutcher was in San Diego at the Hard Rock. There were hot tubs and young girls. One of them, if I recall without Google, was called Sarah Teal. Or was it Leal? Anyway, the tabloids got hold of it and then Demi posted cryptic messages on Twitter and they tried for a while to make it work and then she decided to leave him and then she went to rehab for doing whip-its. Full Story

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Poehler & Arnett Separate

Duana Posted by Duana at September 7, 2012 18:36:15 September 7, 2012 18:36:15
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WENN

Of course it’s sad.   It’s never anything but sad.   Two people who wanted to be together forever don’t want that anymore.  It’s always sad.   But also, when I read about the Poehler-Arnett split, two people I’ve never met but, of course, feel like I would like a lot, I get anxious. Full Story

Heidi & the bodyguard

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 4, 2012 14:03:58 September 4, 2012 14:03:58
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Well now this is how they should all behave when they divorce -- with bitterness and barbs over a bodyguard, all caught on camera. Heidi Klum was papped on holiday with her children in Sardinia. In the photos, she and her bodyguard have their arms around each other. There’s nothing dirty but it was suggestive enough to get people wondering whether or not they’re intimate. Full Story

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John Mayer sheds and accessorises

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 27, 2012 18:48:22 August 27, 2012 18:48:22
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Stefanie Keenan/Kevin Winter/Getty

Sometimes I wonder how it is that John Mayer and Ashton Kutcher aren’t best friends. Or could they be? Do we reject that which repulses us in our ourselves? Anyway, now that Katy Perry doesn’t want to be dealing with him anymore, John’s all fresh again with a haircut. He showed up at Mindy Kaling’s party the other night and may have been flirting with her. Full Story

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Summer’s almost over

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 27, 2012 17:21:13 August 27, 2012 17:21:13
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There’s one more weekend. I mean I know officially, like, according to science and the almanac people, that summer’s not done until the Autumn Equinox but in spirit, we all know, summer ends after Labour Day weekend. And I only asked for the summer. That they make it through their second summer, Selena and Justin. Full Story

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Katy Perry kept it short

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 24, 2012 16:50:23 August 24, 2012 16:50:23
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Keystone

On August 13 I posted this article about how Katy Perry was keeping her daylight hours with John Mayer to a minimum. You know. She knows. Mila Kunis does not know. Mila Kunis allowed her shame f-ck to become her bonafide. Mila is dumber than Katy. Full Story

Katie left with nothing and she wants you to know

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 24, 2012 15:15:39 August 24, 2012 15:15:39
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Jackson Lee/Splash

The Katie Holmes-Tom Cruise divorce was finalised this week. Remember how they were all like “we’re keeping the terms confidential” right after an agreement was reached? Well now TMZ has some of the details. Not surprisingly the information favours Katie, just one of three Yay Katie stories released in the last two days. Full Story

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