Break Ups Articles

Hollywood celebrity break ups, splits, and divorces.

Summer’s almost over

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 27, 2012 17:21:13 August 27, 2012 17:21:13
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Fame/Flynet

There’s one more weekend. I mean I know officially, like, according to science and the almanac people, that summer’s not done until the Autumn Equinox but in spirit, we all know, summer ends after Labour Day weekend. And I only asked for the summer. That they make it through their second summer, Selena and Justin. Full Story

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Katy Perry kept it short

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 24, 2012 16:50:23 August 24, 2012 16:50:23
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Keystone

On August 13 I posted this article about how Katy Perry was keeping her daylight hours with John Mayer to a minimum. You know. She knows. Mila Kunis does not know. Mila Kunis allowed her shame f-ck to become her bonafide. Mila is dumber than Katy. Full Story

Katie left with nothing and she wants you to know

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 24, 2012 15:15:39 August 24, 2012 15:15:39
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Jackson Lee/Splash

The Katie Holmes-Tom Cruise divorce was finalised this week. Remember how they were all like “we’re keeping the terms confidential” right after an agreement was reached? Well now TMZ has some of the details. Not surprisingly the information favours Katie, just one of three Yay Katie stories released in the last two days. Full Story

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Every love is forever but we’re never getting back together

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 14, 2012 16:09:25 August 14, 2012 16:09:25
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Splash

Taylor Swift has a new album called RED coming out in October. And there’s already a new song -- We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together. Once again, then, a breakup song. Because as she told her fans yesterday: "All the different emotions that are written about on this album are all pretty much about the kind of tumultuous, crazy, insane, intense, semi-toxic relationships that I’ve experienced in the last two years. Full Story

Single Tom has smaller heels

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 25, 2012 20:07:15 July 25, 2012 20:07:15
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Splash, INF

Oh here’s fun game! Whose career is more in crisis: Tom Cruise, member of a cult who frighteningly may have wanted to turn his daughter into a freak, or Kristen Stewart who let a married man rub himself all over her in her car? It’s tricky. And in the city it's a pity cos we just can't hide Tinted windows don't mean nothin', they know who's inside Here’s the GMD in London today doing a pretty good imitation of his Junior Mint Taylor Lautner now that he’s lost a little weight after Katie Holmes dumped him. Full Story

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The Mythology of Katie Holmes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 13, 2012 16:04:30 July 13, 2012 16:04:30
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Fame/Flynet, J.B Nicholas/Splash

Katie Holmes took Suri and a friend (?) to gymnastics class yesterday in New York. You know what I love about these shots? Look at the first photo in the series. Had she not filed for divorce, this would be next week’s cover of Star Magazine with the caption: Katie’s PREGNANT! Suri’s baby brother! For two weeks I’ve been jerking off to Katie’s unexpected game. Full Story

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Amber Heard still has a girlfriend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 12, 2012 18:24:49 July 12, 2012 18:24:49
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Wenn, Oliver S Wolf/Splash

And a boyfriend? In Touch reported a couple of weeks ago that Amber Heard and her girlfriend Tasya were done. That’s In Touch for you. Amber and Tasya stepped out together yesterday. They’re not done. That doesn’t mean she’s not also f-cking Johnny Depp (which, I mean, I still don’t feel slamdunk about this one) and she could very well use that to her advantage if she’s selling herself as the next Angelina Jolie. Full Story

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Suri In The City

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 12, 2012 15:53:24 July 12, 2012 15:53:24
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Fame/Flynet, FZS/Splash

One day, if all goes according to plan, Katie Holmes’s plan that is, Suri Cruise will call herself a New Yorker. Katie intends for Suri to grow up in the city. I know she’s only 6 but do you see Suri Cruise as a New York City girl? That’s what she’s becoming. Katie and Suri hit up the zoo yesterday with grandma. Full Story

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Katie & Nicole

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 11, 2012 15:19:19 July 11, 2012 15:19:19

As expected, the weeklies are still going hard on Tom & Katie this week. PEOPLE’s story is relatively tame, especially compared to Us Weekly. I’ve just had a look at the Us Weekly pages and, as you can see from the cover, where PEOPLE has so far avoided the Nicole angle, Us is bringing Kidman into the conversation. Full Story

Tom & Katie’s quick divorce

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 10, 2012 15:18:21 July 10, 2012 15:18:21
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Deano/Beetham/Splash

A friend of mine who is also an entertainment reporter emailed me yesterday. “Am I a dick? This is so anti-climactic.” She left him and divorced him, all of it signed, in 10 short days. I feel like that might be a record. Can we at least have a chance to process it all? TMZ Full Story