Break Ups Articles

Hollywood celebrity break ups, splits, and divorces.

Uma no Arki… and some real Prime?

December 8, 2009 09:25:08 Posted at December 8, 2009 09:25:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Uma Thurman has broken off her engagement to Arki (Arpad) Busson. He is the father of Elle Macpherson’s children, is some rich money dude, and is often indistinguishable from Uma’s previous paramour Andre Balazs. Right? And they have the same initials. Cindy Adams was the first to break  Full Story

What’s up with Reese & Jake?

November 30, 2009 07:21:17 Posted at November 30, 2009 07:21:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The word from both their reps is that they have not broken up. Which means they want you to think that they are still together… So why the shenanigans? It’s an intriguing little gossip story. Sunday morning Full Story

Replacing Avril

October 20, 2009 09:12:26 Posted at October 20, 2009 09:12:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s not hard. And it doesn’t take long. This is Deryck Whibley last night in LA at Tattoo Mania with Hanna Beth Merjos. They’re calling her his new girlfriend. Hanna Beth is a wannabe model. Of course she is. After enduring months and months of Avril’s f-ckery, and the major dick deflating imagery of being betrayed for (allegedly) Brandon Davis, Deryck deserves some ass too. Full Story

Skinny Shelfy says she’s studying

October 19, 2009 09:08:38 Posted at October 19, 2009 09:08:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Of course she was. Her publicist always comes up with an excuse. So Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake was in Vegas all last week for his golf tournament which culminated yesterday. Saturday night, as previously mentioned, he and his friends performed at Mandalay Bay to raise money for Shriners Hospitals for Children. Full Story

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No Madge, but can she hang on to GOOP?

October 12, 2009 06:41:40 Posted at October 12, 2009 06:41:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Not long ago Tracy Anderson was the sh-t. She was training with Madonna, touring with Madonna, featured by GOOP, opening her own gym in NYC. But no one in NYC seemed interested. Stagnant membership, bad press due to her shady past, accusations that her methods were not realistic, and now the fatal blow… Madonna has discarded her. Full Story

Open, closed, or over?

October 6, 2009 07:58:53 Posted at October 6, 2009 07:58:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

George Michael’s boyfriend Kenny Goss has suffered through 13 years of bathroom raids and late night forest visits and according to the UK tabloids, he’s finally walked out on George’s extracurricular habits. George however is now denying reports Full Story

Shelfy can’t cling long distance

October 5, 2009 08:48:02 Posted at October 5, 2009 08:48:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Shelf Ass Jessica Biel is back in Vancouver, arrived last Thursday and spotted yesterday downtown filming A-Team. As you can see, even on set with makeup on, Shelfy looks like sh-t. Gaunt, pale, and am told she seems listless and mopey between scenes. A reader (thanks Rubina!) saw her on Saturday night at a lounge in Kits, shared a few words with her, and also wrote that Biel seemed rough – “awful” was the word that was used. Full Story

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The Clinger cover and the People Publicist

September 30, 2009 12:36:32 Posted at September 30, 2009 12:36:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The good news is that Shelfy landed herself a cover. The bad news…the cover makes her look as pathetic as Jennifer Aniston. As reported yesterday, the new issue of Us Weekly features an exclusive breakup report – Justin Timberlake ditched the Shelf Ass Jessica Biel. Full Story

He shed the Clinger?

September 29, 2009 08:53:26 Posted at September 29, 2009 08:53:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oh la. The new issue of Us Magazine comes out tomorrow but etalk received an advance copy and their report is putting Shelfy in the sh-ts. I just read my voice over for our piece about 15 minutes ago. According to the publication, they say Pip ditched her. Full Story

Ebola destroys again

September 17, 2009 12:42:19 Posted at September 17, 2009 12:42:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This comes as no surprise. For many reasons. Us Weekly reports that Avril Lavigne and Deryck Whibley are done. That she told him she wanted out and that divorce papers will be filed imminently. He is apparently “crushed”. Full Story