Break Ups Articles

Hollywood celebrity break ups, splits, and divorces.

Lilo like a Country Bitch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 28, 2009 07:05:33 December 28, 2009 07:05:33

Lindsay Lohan spent Christmas in New York with her family. Saturday night she hit up the Rangers game with her sister and brother. Afterwards they were spotted at that piece of sh-t douchebag Sean Avery’s Warren 77…with Avery himself and 3 other players. According to the lovely Isabelle, Aaron Voros (who bounces in and out of lineups, not exactly a top forward) had his arm around her most of the night. Full Story

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Why now?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 23, 2009 14:22:00 December 23, 2009 14:22:00

Came home from errands to find out that Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins are done. Her publicist released a statement first to People.com: "Actress Susan Sarandon and her partner of 23 years, actor Tim Robbins have announced that they separated over the summer. Full Story

The end of Reese & Jake…?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 17, 2009 08:04:24 December 17, 2009 08:04:24

All tabloids and gossip outlets seem to be in agreement this week as opposed to two weeks ago when the break up reports initially leaked. People Magazine led the way originally, refuted by Gossip Cop Full Story

Sit DOWN Centaur

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 15, 2009 14:03:36 December 15, 2009 14:03:36

Please. These ‘roidy motherf-ckers and their massive egos. First reaction when the ego takes a bruising is to call up the boys and pull their dicks out in retaliation. Who else but Alex Rodriguez? He and Manslinger Kate Hudson are no longer together. You’ve seen Kate in action. Through Owen Wilson, through Justin Timberlake, through Lance Armstrong, through Adam Scott… Kate doesn’t look back, and she most certainly doesn’t cling. Full Story

Manslinging in animal print pyjamas

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 14, 2009 16:14:00 December 14, 2009 16:14:00

Further to online reports published this morning, Us Weekly has also cited sources who confirm that it’s over been ARod and Manslinger Kate Hudson. GOOD. At some point, no matter how great the sex, and you know she loves it, she had to have been turned off by his massive cheese ass ego. Full Story

Jake & Maggie, Reese & Deacon

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 9, 2009 14:18:00 December 9, 2009 14:18:00

Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon continue to deny through their reps that they’ve broken up, and he referred to his “girlfriend” last week at a press junket for Brothers, but they’ve yet to be seen together since well before their supposed split, and last night, according to People Full Story

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Uma no Arki… and some real Prime?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 8, 2009 09:25:08 December 8, 2009 09:25:08

Uma Thurman has broken off her engagement to Arki (Arpad) Busson. He is the father of Elle Macpherson’s children, is some rich money dude, and is often indistinguishable from Uma’s previous paramour Andre Balazs. Right? And they have the same initials. Cindy Adams was the first to break  Full Story

Replacing Avril

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 20, 2009 09:12:26 October 20, 2009 09:12:26

It’s not hard. And it doesn’t take long. This is Deryck Whibley last night in LA at Tattoo Mania with Hanna Beth Merjos. They’re calling her his new girlfriend. Hanna Beth is a wannabe model. Of course she is. After enduring months and months of Avril’s f-ckery, and the major dick deflating imagery of being betrayed for (allegedly) Brandon Davis, Deryck deserves some ass too. Full Story

Skinny Shelfy says she’s studying

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 19, 2009 09:08:38 October 19, 2009 09:08:38

Of course she was. Her publicist always comes up with an excuse. So Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake was in Vegas all last week for his golf tournament which culminated yesterday. Saturday night, as previously mentioned, he and his friends performed at Mandalay Bay to raise money for Shriners Hospitals for Children. Full Story

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