Break Ups Articles

Hollywood celebrity break ups, splits, and divorces.

GOOPy’s fake boobies?

December 12, 2008 08:49:18 Posted at December 12, 2008 08:49:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Page Six is suggesting today that Gwyneth Paltrow got a boob job. Something about her flashing a nipple in her movie Two Lovers with Joaquin Phoenix and her breast looking like that of a 15 year old. Full Story

Wouldn’t you?

December 8, 2008 06:41:00 Posted at December 8, 2008 06:41:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

People reports that Ginnifer Goodwin and Chris Klein are over. Like…do you blame her? Wouldn’t you? She’s cute! And him? Well… Look at him. Look at what he’s become. Like I said at the time these images were originally posted – oh revolting Travolta! And he’s a loser douche. Full Story

The Happy Exes

December 3, 2008 10:25:18 Posted at December 3, 2008 10:25:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Divorce apparently agrees with Guy Ritchie. He hasn’t looked this relaxed in ages. Check him out in his jaunty little cap, leaving his pub the Punch Bowl last night at 1am smoking a mini cigar. Over in Argentina, Madonna too looked happy and even a little less scary, out for dinner with Guy Oseary but no sign of ARod. Full Story

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Keep hat, lose Chanel?

December 1, 2008 15:09:54 Posted at December 1, 2008 15:09:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Or vice versa? Something seems off. What is it? This is Penelope Cruz today in New York for World AIDS Day at the Diamond is Forever Unbreakable Kiss Installation in support of the Elton John AIDS Foundation. Pene’s been keeping it low key lately, hard at work on Nine in London for much of the Fall, now Spanish gossips are reporting she and Javier Bardem are through, primarily because of conflicting work schedules – he backed out of Nine paving the way for Daniel Day Lewis – and also because she supposedly wants a baby and he doesn’t. Full Story

Friday, November 21, 2008

Dear Gossips,

How civilised.

Madonna and Guy Ritchie, a quickie divorce, reportedly not battling over money, and agreeing to share custody of the children. And of course the British press giving Guy all the credit for managing the situation without much McCartney-style drama. He went out for dinner last night with his two boys. A few pap agencies happened to be there. Coincidence or conspiracy?

Well played Guy Ritchie.

Thank you to everyone who emailed about RDJ’s lunch box – late day post yesterday, scroll down to get caught up. Apparently it’s a pelican case, used to protect camera equipment. He also happens to be wearing a scarf that comes free in the December issue of UK In Style. Why is this cute to me? For more on the scarf, click here.

It’s Friday! New articles all day. Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,


Softening Madge

November 20, 2008 10:03:37 Posted at November 20, 2008 10:03:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The dress is debatable. I KNOW you hate it. But me I’m ok with it. Not to say I would wear it, of course not. But it’s Madonna. And she’s already larger than life. So why would you expect someone larger than life to wear an entirely ordinary outfit? Before you start shouting, please note the distinction. Full Story

Teen drama!

November 14, 2008 07:13:31 Posted at November 14, 2008 07:13:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s making my life. A generation that hooks up, breaks up, and throws down on the internet, over iphones, over Facebook! It’s f-cking amazing! Why wasn’t I born in 1990? Gah! So Joe Jonas dumps Taylor Swift. She claims it was a 27 second phone call. And then she accuses him this week of cheating on her with Camilla Belle. Full Story

Madge`s major league poet

November 13, 2008 11:39:33 Posted at November 13, 2008 11:39:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ugh. Am still having a hard time accepting it. What Madonna could be doing with a loser like ARod. Maybe it’s his…poetry? So now she’s in high school falling for the douchey John Mayer type? WTF??? The Chicago Sun-Times is reporting that Madge said of her supposed lover: "(He) has the heart of a poet trapped inside an insanely gorgeous body. Full Story

Guy’s Boys

October 24, 2008 09:06:01 Posted at October 24, 2008 09:06:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

He went out to a gallery last night with RDJ and Jude Law – male bonding as a release after a long day’s work on set. As I mentioned yesterday, here in London, it’s pro-Guy all the way. The classic obnoxious American superstar and the unassuming, low key, middle class British boy who is fighting back against her… What’s interesting though is that it’s pretty common knowledge Guy’s background. Full Story

Her Madgesty’s usurper

October 22, 2008 21:03:23 Posted at October 22, 2008 21:03:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Us Weekly is reporting that Guy Ritchie has tossed off Madonna for this woman - Kelly Reilly, an actress in his Sherlock Holmes. She’s, like, half Madge’s age. Oh snappy snaps! She’s attractive, this Kelly. Full Story

Hello Canada: Madonna’s sad ending

October 22, 2008 08:47:20 Posted at October 22, 2008 08:47:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This week’s Hello Canada features an article written by a longtime Madonna (unauthorised) biographer and an exclusive interview with Madge herself which took place just two days before the divorce was announced. According to J. Randy Taraborrelli, just after she decided to release a statement confirming that she and Guy were splitting, Madonna sat on stage in Boston before her show and allowed herself a very brief pity party:“Another city, another show. Full Story