Break Ups Articles

Hollywood celebrity break ups, splits, and divorces.

Vicious love cycle

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 24, 2009 08:35:12 April 24, 2009 08:35:12

Perhaps her appearance on Ellen was a love appeal. This is Lindsay Lohan arriving at Samantha Ronson’s. Photo agency date stamp says this morning. At press time it’s not even 8am in LA. Must have been another sleepless night for Lilo. Cranked. Meanwhile Samantha has changed her status on Facebook Full Story

He’s single…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 13, 2009 10:55:11 April 13, 2009 10:55:11

But do you still want him? Before George Clooney there was Mel Gibson. Please. If you are 30+ don’t pretend you don’t remember. You remember. There were women back in the day who would have cut off their breasts for the chance at a stab with Mel Gibson. Then Mel Gibson lost his mind. No more quivering for Mel Gibson. Full Story

Lilo Boo Hoo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 8, 2009 06:55:53 April 8, 2009 06:55:53

No lover, no friends, no career…what’s the solution? Call up Us Weekly. Lindsay Lohan is now officially lower than Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, admitting to getting dumped on the cover of a tabloid, crying about having no friends… I AM SO ALONE. This is what she’s telling Janice Min – that she’s in “absolute hell” after getting dumped by Samantha Ronson, and that last Friday was the “worst night of my life” when she was banned from a Ronson party and spent the night staying at the Chateau Marmont one floor above the Ronson family. Full Story

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Lilo restrained

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 7, 2009 07:51:01 April 7, 2009 07:51:01

After days of denial, and having the locks changed on her cranked out ass, Lindsay Lohan finally admitted yesterday that she and Samantha Ronson have split. But only temporarily. Because she is the priority. "We are taking a brief break so I can focus on myself”. Once again, a Dina Lohan-ised version of the truth. Full Story

One step closer…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 6, 2009 06:31:07 April 6, 2009 06:31:07

To rock bottom? It’s over – again – between Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan and this time Sam has made it public, finally tiring of the endless drama. OK! Magazine is reporting that Friday night, Ronson was booked at a party to promote her sister’s clothing line with JC Penney. Full Story

We can hear you...

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 27, 2009 10:12:53 March 27, 2009 10:12:53

Everything is ok. Rumours surfaced earlier this week – something about Pete Wentz being away from home all the time and Ashlee feeling abandoned and they’re breaking up soon, this resulting from Pete alone arriving in Australia. Photo assumption can be dangerous. This is why we must play it only in moderation, see? See? At the MTV Australia awards – look who showed up! It’s Ashlee, with her husband, totally working it for the photographers sending a message loud and clear: we want you to know that we’re still together. Full Story

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He will never let us down

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 17, 2009 13:24:08 March 17, 2009 13:24:08

John Mayer keep quiet about the end of his contractual obligations his bust up with Jennifer Aniston? Please. He would never be so cruel. He could never be so self controlled. Remember, his gift is his song. His gift is the word. Because he’s so great with the word, right? Who keeps telling him he’s so great with the word??? Putting experience into music is one thing. Full Story

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Opening the door for Mayer and Fox

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 12, 2009 08:14:09 March 12, 2009 08:14:09

Is 40 really that fabulous! when the most fabulous female at 40!!! keeps resorting to fabricating her relationships? Marc Malkin over at E! is reporting that Douchey Mayer gave Jennifer Aniston the hand after she came home from her European Marley & Me promotional tour. Full Story

McGosling is dead

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 2, 2009 15:21:00 March 2, 2009 15:21:00

Tonight on eTalk… World exclusive: the first official photos of Rachel McAdams and Josh Lucas together in Toronto all over each other and it’s not just what they were doing but WHERE they were doing it… At the same place she and Ryan Gosling were last shot all PDA and loved up last summer. Full Story

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Waiting for John Mayer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 26, 2009 14:59:00 February 26, 2009 14:59:00

She’s keeping her options open, making sure there’s always a Plan B. Us Weekly broke the story earlier this week that Megan Fox finally cut it off with her dead weight fiancé Brian Austin Green. She was spotted this afternoon however visiting Brian’s son Cassius at school. Apparently she spent the night at Brian’s, left in the morning, went to kindergarten, and then picked up some coffee. Full Story

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Tell John Mayer…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 24, 2009 13:47:07 February 24, 2009 13:47:07

That Megan Fox is single. Because she is totally his type. This is after all a dude who used to admit to racking up thousands and thousands and thousands of dollars on internet porn and phone sex. Something tells me Jennifer Aniston isn’t exactly the go-to beat off inspiration for those seeking stimulation along those avenues. Full Story