Break Ups Articles

Hollywood celebrity break ups, splits, and divorces.

The Goldigger and Duchovny

October 20, 2008 08:21:55 Posted at October 20, 2008 08:21:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Middle aged man, another cliché… It’s one thing to be at the centre of a scandal, but for someone like David Duchovny, to be textbook is almost worse. On the heels of their separation announcement, a separation that occurred well before his stint in rehab for sex addiction, it’s now emerged that David Duchovny was allegedly having an affair with his 28 year old tennis coach. Full Story

War on Madge

October 20, 2008 08:03:00 Posted at October 20, 2008 08:03:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As you know, the Madonna/Guy Ritchie divorce is being played out publicly on an hourly basis in the UK tabloids. Conflicting reports are being released every day – some in favour of Madonna but most in favour of Guy: that she’s a control freak, that there’s no tv allowed at the house, that her family members are only permitted to graze on spelt and flax seed, that she forced the Kab down everyone’s throat…and the list goes on. Full Story

Sex addiction or BBT?

October 16, 2008 06:57:31 Posted at October 16, 2008 06:57:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

In the wake of Madonna’s marital collapse, David Duchovy and Tea Leoni cleverly announced their separation yesterday to hoping their situation would get buried in Her Madgesty’s drama. Almost…but for Billy Bob Thornton and David’s little sex addiction thing. Full Story

Not even divorceā€¦

October 16, 2008 06:49:31 Posted at October 16, 2008 06:49:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Can stop the show. While others would have cancelled citing a variety of excuses, like feeling fat, or migraines, or fried chicken laziness, Madonna took it back to the stage last night in Boston, her infamous emotional fortitude not shaken by divorce - a true, driven, control freak professional to the very end. Full Story

Split Speculation

October 15, 2008 09:06:00 Posted at October 15, 2008 09:06:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

They say there's a 7 year curse. Madonna and Guy couldn't get past 7. I'm arriving at 7 on November 2nd. Scary. Anyway, already rumours are swirling about the split. And Jennifer Aniston is right pissed that yet again, someone else is usurping her John Mayer thunder. Buzz is that Madge and Guy had worked this out long ago - that they would promote themselves, their marriage, stay in tact through the promotion of her tour and RocknRolla, and secure him the directorial position for Sherlock Holmes, in addition to the budget. Full Story

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It's over!

October 15, 2008 08:14:00 Posted at October 15, 2008 08:14:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s confirmed. It’s over! Liz Rosenberg notified The Associated Press that Madge and Guy have in deed agreed to divorce. Blogging on the run so here’s the AP wire. Will update the story later. LONDON  Madonna's spokeswoman has confirmed that the singer and her husband, Guy Ritchie, will divorce after 7 1/2 years together. Full Story

Each tabloid gets a turn

October 15, 2008 06:44:40 Posted at October 15, 2008 06:44:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is, like, the third time this year that reports are originating out of the UK announcing the imminent demise of the Madonna/Guy Ritchie marriage. Following previous attempts by the Daily Mail and The Mirror, The Sun Full Story

The BoyBand Theory lives on

October 9, 2008 12:10:00 Posted at October 9, 2008 12:10:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I like Taylor Swift. She has assy hair but she seems sweet. Much sweeter than that massive bitch Carrie Underwood. So I feel badly that young Taylor Swift has had her heart broken and her gay virgin popped all in one shot. Welcome to the club, honey.Us Weekly Full Story

Setting up Natalie Portman

September 25, 2008 07:30:03 Posted at September 25, 2008 07:30:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

People is reporting that it’s over between Natalie Portman and that hairy tree hugger she was attached to all summer Devendra Banhart. Works for me… Time to set her up with the next because I’m lame like that and since it can’t be Ryan Gosling anymore, perhaps another Canadian? Taylor Kitsch and Natalie Portman? Totally. Full Story

Mom Wins

September 4, 2008 13:09:36 Posted at September 4, 2008 13:09:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Actually… money wins. Quick saga recap: Usher’s managed by his mom for years. Usher meets Tameka. Mom hates Tameka. Usher defends Tameka’s controversial reputation. Tameka gets pregnant. Mom gets booted. Tameka marries Usher. Usher’s new album sucks. Usher reconnects with Mom. Full Story

Never a leaderā€¦

August 22, 2008 06:42:47 Posted at August 22, 2008 06:42:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jennifer Aniston is in New York picking up on some of Katie Holmes’s style tips. As you can see, Oprah’s favourite is the latest to put on a pair of boyfriend jeans. And if she’s doing it, it means the MiniVan is doing it. Which means the trend is, like, officially lost its edge. Boyfriend jeans = boot cut jeans Thank you Jennifer Aniston. Full Story