Break Ups Articles

Hollywood celebrity break ups, splits, and divorces.

It must be bad…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 7, 2009 09:49:07 January 7, 2009 09:49:07

If they can’t even deny it in People. So you’ve already heard the widespread reports that JLo and Marc Anthony are in trouble. Not even a year after the birth of the twins, she was photographed at the Benjamin Button premiere without her ring and, increasingly unhappy about the status of her acting career, worried that she’s become irrelevant, Jennifer is supposedly seriously considering making a single break again… NY gossips insist that the two will be done by Valentine’s Day after serenading each other on stage. Full Story

Self spinning drama

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 6, 2009 07:42:52 January 6, 2009 07:42:52

And she has to do it for herself. Because it’s not like she has a job or anything. So her publicist has nothing to promote. As such, on top of all her other daily activities – shopping, melting down, smoking, getting cranked – she’s now charged with the task of spinning her own drama, making sure she still has some of your attention. Full Story

Making it work

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 17, 2008 12:31:47 December 17, 2008 12:31:47

It’s her way… and it’s the way of her world. You suffer through certain things, you make sure the outside stays pristine, which is why she and Chris Martin, as I reported earlier this week Full Story

Protecting Guy’s image

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 17, 2008 06:52:26 December 17, 2008 06:52:26

Guy Ritchie did not take kindly to Madonna’s publicist Liz Rosenberg announcing financial details about their divorce the other day to the AP. Over the last couple of months, he’s worked with the British press to present a picture of a man frustrated by a control freak, who cares only for his children, who was never interested in the money, who was cuckolded by his wife’s flagrant relationship with a baseball player… And then Liz Rosenberg reveals he stands to earn almost $100 million from the split. Full Story

What happened to…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 15, 2008 11:57:00 December 15, 2008 11:57:00

It not being about the money? Please. What happened is the British press firmly planted on the side of their homeboy against the aging American superstar who happens to be a tough ass bitch. Which is why, now that the financial – or as John Mayer would say the “pecuniary” – details of their divorce have been settled, Madonna has instructed her mouthpiece Liz Rosenberg to release the figures. Full Story

Close to home

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 15, 2008 06:36:25 December 15, 2008 06:36:25

Coldplay performed at the O2 this weekend – photos attached. The band is staying close to home over the holidays, touring the UK and then breaking just before Christmas for almost two months. Which means Chris and Gwyneth can work on their marriage… just in time. Chris’s professional life is actually as scandalous as his personal life these days as repeat allegations of plagiarism threaten to shred the band’s reputation. Full Story

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GOOPy’s fake boobies?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 12, 2008 08:49:18 December 12, 2008 08:49:18

Page Six is suggesting today that Gwyneth Paltrow got a boob job. Something about her flashing a nipple in her movie Two Lovers with Joaquin Phoenix and her breast looking like that of a 15 year old. Full Story

Wouldn’t you?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 8, 2008 06:41:00 December 8, 2008 06:41:00

People reports that Ginnifer Goodwin and Chris Klein are over. Like…do you blame her? Wouldn’t you? She’s cute! And him? Well… Look at him. Look at what he’s become. Like I said at the time these images were originally posted – oh revolting Travolta! And he’s a loser douche. Full Story

The Happy Exes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 3, 2008 10:25:18 December 3, 2008 10:25:18

Divorce apparently agrees with Guy Ritchie. He hasn’t looked this relaxed in ages. Check him out in his jaunty little cap, leaving his pub the Punch Bowl last night at 1am smoking a mini cigar. Over in Argentina, Madonna too looked happy and even a little less scary, out for dinner with Guy Oseary but no sign of ARod. Full Story

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Keep hat, lose Chanel?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 1, 2008 15:09:54 December 1, 2008 15:09:54

Or vice versa? Something seems off. What is it? This is Penelope Cruz today in New York for World AIDS Day at the Diamond is Forever Unbreakable Kiss Installation in support of the Elton John AIDS Foundation. Pene’s been keeping it low key lately, hard at work on Nine in London for much of the Fall, now Spanish gossips are reporting she and Javier Bardem are through, primarily because of conflicting work schedules – he backed out of Nine paving the way for Daniel Day Lewis – and also because she supposedly wants a baby and he doesn’t. Full Story