Break Ups Articles

Hollywood celebrity break ups, splits, and divorces.

Friday, November 21, 2008

Dear Gossips,

How civilised.

Madonna and Guy Ritchie, a quickie divorce, reportedly not battling over money, and agreeing to share custody of the children. And of course the British press giving Guy all the credit for managing the situation without much McCartney-style drama. He went out for dinner last night with his two boys. A few pap agencies happened to be there. Coincidence or conspiracy?

Well played Guy Ritchie.

Thank you to everyone who emailed about RDJ’s lunch box – late day post yesterday, scroll down to get caught up. Apparently it’s a pelican case, used to protect camera equipment. He also happens to be wearing a scarf that comes free in the December issue of UK In Style. Why is this cute to me? For more on the scarf, click here.

It’s Friday! New articles all day. Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Softening Madge

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 20, 2008 10:03:37 November 20, 2008 10:03:37

The dress is debatable. I KNOW you hate it. But me I’m ok with it. Not to say I would wear it, of course not. But it’s Madonna. And she’s already larger than life. So why would you expect someone larger than life to wear an entirely ordinary outfit? Before you start shouting, please note the distinction. Full Story

Teen drama!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 14, 2008 07:13:31 November 14, 2008 07:13:31

It’s making my life. A generation that hooks up, breaks up, and throws down on the internet, over iphones, over Facebook! It’s f-cking amazing! Why wasn’t I born in 1990? Gah! So Joe Jonas dumps Taylor Swift. She claims it was a 27 second phone call. And then she accuses him this week of cheating on her with Camilla Belle. Full Story

Madge`s major league poet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 13, 2008 11:39:33 November 13, 2008 11:39:33

Ugh. Am still having a hard time accepting it. What Madonna could be doing with a loser like ARod. Maybe it’s his…poetry? So now she’s in high school falling for the douchey John Mayer type? WTF??? The Chicago Sun-Times is reporting that Madge said of her supposed lover: "(He) has the heart of a poet trapped inside an insanely gorgeous body. Full Story

Guy’s Boys

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 24, 2008 09:06:01 October 24, 2008 09:06:01

He went out to a gallery last night with RDJ and Jude Law – male bonding as a release after a long day’s work on set. As I mentioned yesterday, here in London, it’s pro-Guy all the way. The classic obnoxious American superstar and the unassuming, low key, middle class British boy who is fighting back against her… What’s interesting though is that it’s pretty common knowledge Guy’s background. Full Story

Her Madgesty’s usurper

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 22, 2008 21:03:23 October 22, 2008 21:03:23

Us Weekly is reporting that Guy Ritchie has tossed off Madonna for this woman - Kelly Reilly, an actress in his Sherlock Holmes. She’s, like, half Madge’s age. Oh snappy snaps! She’s attractive, this Kelly. Full Story

Hello Canada: Madonna’s sad ending

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 22, 2008 08:47:20 October 22, 2008 08:47:20

This week’s Hello Canada features an article written by a longtime Madonna (unauthorised) biographer and an exclusive interview with Madge herself which took place just two days before the divorce was announced. According to J. Randy Taraborrelli, just after she decided to release a statement confirming that she and Guy were splitting, Madonna sat on stage in Boston before her show and allowed herself a very brief pity party:“Another city, another show. Full Story

The Goldigger and Duchovny

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 20, 2008 08:21:55 October 20, 2008 08:21:55

Middle aged man, another cliché… It’s one thing to be at the centre of a scandal, but for someone like David Duchovny, to be textbook is almost worse. On the heels of their separation announcement, a separation that occurred well before his stint in rehab for sex addiction, it’s now emerged that David Duchovny was allegedly having an affair with his 28 year old tennis coach. Full Story

War on Madge

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 20, 2008 08:03:00 October 20, 2008 08:03:00

As you know, the Madonna/Guy Ritchie divorce is being played out publicly on an hourly basis in the UK tabloids. Conflicting reports are being released every day – some in favour of Madonna but most in favour of Guy: that she’s a control freak, that there’s no tv allowed at the house, that her family members are only permitted to graze on spelt and flax seed, that she forced the Kab down everyone’s throat…and the list goes on. Full Story

Sex addiction or BBT?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 16, 2008 06:57:31 October 16, 2008 06:57:31

In the wake of Madonna’s marital collapse, David Duchovy and Tea Leoni cleverly announced their separation yesterday to People.com hoping their situation would get buried in Her Madgesty’s drama. Almost…but for Billy Bob Thornton and David’s little sex addiction thing. Full Story

Not even divorce…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 16, 2008 06:49:31 October 16, 2008 06:49:31

Can stop the show. While others would have cancelled citing a variety of excuses, like feeling fat, or migraines, or fried chicken laziness, Madonna took it back to the stage last night in Boston, her infamous emotional fortitude not shaken by divorce - a true, driven, control freak professional to the very end. Full Story