Break Ups Articles

Hollywood celebrity break ups, splits, and divorces.

It's over!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 15, 2008 08:14:00 October 15, 2008 08:14:00

It’s confirmed. It’s over! Liz Rosenberg notified The Associated Press that Madge and Guy have in deed agreed to divorce. Blogging on the run so here’s the AP wire. Will update the story later. LONDON  Madonna's spokeswoman has confirmed that the singer and her husband, Guy Ritchie, will divorce after 7 1/2 years together. Full Story

Each tabloid gets a turn

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 15, 2008 06:44:40 October 15, 2008 06:44:40

This is, like, the third time this year that reports are originating out of the UK announcing the imminent demise of the Madonna/Guy Ritchie marriage. Following previous attempts by the Daily Mail and The Mirror, The Sun Full Story

The BoyBand Theory lives on

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 9, 2008 12:10:00 October 9, 2008 12:10:00

I like Taylor Swift. She has assy hair but she seems sweet. Much sweeter than that massive bitch Carrie Underwood. So I feel badly that young Taylor Swift has had her heart broken and her gay virgin popped all in one shot. Welcome to the club, honey.Us Weekly Full Story

Setting up Natalie Portman

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 25, 2008 07:30:03 September 25, 2008 07:30:03

People is reporting that it’s over between Natalie Portman and that hairy tree hugger she was attached to all summer Devendra Banhart. Works for me… Time to set her up with the next because I’m lame like that and since it can’t be Ryan Gosling anymore, perhaps another Canadian? Taylor Kitsch and Natalie Portman? Totally. Full Story

Mom Wins

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 4, 2008 13:09:36 September 4, 2008 13:09:36

Actually… money wins. Quick saga recap: Usher’s managed by his mom for years. Usher meets Tameka. Mom hates Tameka. Usher defends Tameka’s controversial reputation. Tameka gets pregnant. Mom gets booted. Tameka marries Usher. Usher’s new album sucks. Usher reconnects with Mom. Full Story

Never a leader…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 22, 2008 06:42:47 August 22, 2008 06:42:47

Jennifer Aniston is in New York picking up on some of Katie Holmes’s style tips. As you can see, Oprah’s favourite is the latest to put on a pair of boyfriend jeans. And if she’s doing it, it means the MiniVan is doing it. Which means the trend is, like, officially lost its edge. Boyfriend jeans = boot cut jeans Thank you Jennifer Aniston. Full Story

Like Talking to Oprah

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 18, 2008 07:29:40 August 18, 2008 07:29:40

That’s what a paparazzi experience is for John Mayer. He cannot help himself. He cannot help talking about himself. He cannot help the addiction he has to hearing his own voice. So John and Jennifer Aniston are no more. It’s important for you to know however – extremely important for you to know – that Jennifer is “looking incredible” following their split. Full Story

Time for Joaquin?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 14, 2008 14:19:54 August 14, 2008 14:19:54

Winona Ryder is single. Again. She and boyfriend Blake Sennett have apparently ended their relationship – word is she’s pretty broken up about it. Sigh. I used to be a Winona apologist. But some things are undeniable. Losing Him changed her forever. And she can’t change back. Having said that, maybe now, before she finds another musician to hook up with, maybe now is the time for Winona Ryder and Joaquin Phoenix. Full Story

The Players Played Out

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 30, 2008 07:06:42 July 30, 2008 07:06:42

Disappointing…but really no surprise. Three months is about right for lust to wear off anyway. In the end, the battle between two practiced players ended in deadlock. Us Weekly is reporting that the summer romance between Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong is over. Full Story

Suddenly Single Salma

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 18, 2008 07:45:53 July 18, 2008 07:45:53

Salma Hayek and her baby father Francois-Henri Pinault are no longer engaged http://www.usmagazine.com/salma-hayek-calls-off-engagement-to-french-billionaire. Her rep confirmed the cancellation saying there would be no further comment. Obviously the statement didn’t spell out that the two had formally split but where else do you go from axing an engagement and announcing it publicly??? Previous to this, there was no indication on the smut wires that the two were on the outs. Full Story

Madge"s Family Weekend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 14, 2008 05:41:23 July 14, 2008 05:41:23

Madonna was not wearing a wedding ring on Friday but she was holding her husband’s hand... Check out the Family Madge at Kabbalah service the other night – Madonna being led out by Guy Ritchie and again yesterday taking their kids out to a movie, both continuing to attempt to convince the world that all is right between them But who cares? Who cares when Lourdes is around? Note that the only 2 people wearing sunglasses are Madonna and Lourdes. Full Story

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