Break Ups Articles

Hollywood celebrity break ups, splits, and divorces.

Madge"s Family Weekend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 14, 2008 05:41:23 July 14, 2008 05:41:23

Madonna was not wearing a wedding ring on Friday but she was holding her husband’s hand... Check out the Family Madge at Kabbalah service the other night – Madonna being led out by Guy Ritchie and again yesterday taking their kids out to a movie, both continuing to attempt to convince the world that all is right between them But who cares? Who cares when Lourdes is around? Note that the only 2 people wearing sunglasses are Madonna and Lourdes. Full Story

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Official…but not news

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 11, 2008 09:28:00 July 11, 2008 09:28:00

I’m gloating. Click away if you can’t handle it. But if you’ve been reading this site long enough, and paying attention to the riddles, you’d have known that Emily Blunt and Michael Buble were done a long time ago. Their split was “officially” confirmed today via his publicist on perezhilton.com Full Story

Not Free… Yet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 9, 2008 15:55:19 July 9, 2008 15:55:19

It was widely reported last week that the low rent Angelina Jolie, Megan Fox was single and that she’d cut herself loose from Brian Austin Green. Not so. Megan has not addressed the rumours, even though she’s pretty vocal about many other things, including how often she likes having sex. But while Megan has declined to declare her still-engaged status, he on the other hand is making it very clear: she still belongs to me. Full Story

In love with love

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 8, 2008 06:36:14 July 8, 2008 06:36:14

Drew Barrymore is single again. And if you’ve charted Drew’s romantic resumé over the years, this is not a surprise. Drew finds love often…but it’s not often lasting. So she and Justin Long are no more – confirmed by her rep. Of course they’re still friends. Full Story

Guy’s Green Hat

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 3, 2008 07:31:36 July 3, 2008 07:31:36

Those of you who’ve been reading a long time know the green hat thing. It’s a Chinese thing. We don’t wear green hats. A man wearing a green hat is basically announcing to the world he’s been cuckolded. And curiously enough, amid all the Alex Rodriguez rumours swirling this week, Guy Ritchie stepped out of Madonna’s New York apartment wearing a green hat yesterday. Full Story

Mandy’s terrible taste

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 2, 2008 11:54:00 July 2, 2008 11:54:00

Mandy Moore is a lovely, lovely celebrity. Bit contrived of late with all the introspection and sh*t, but in relation to her peers, Mandy is a doll. She also doesn’t starve herself and eats like a normal person. Love her. Which is why it sucks that she has, like, the worst taste in men. Wilmer Valderrama is a skeeze. Full Story

Madge in control

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 2, 2008 07:22:57 July 2, 2008 07:22:57

It doesn’t matter that they came to the brink. And it doesn’t matter that she met with Fiona Shackleton. What matters now is that Madonna is controlling the message. And the message right now is that Guy Ritchie was summoned to her side for damage control, and that the two are staying together. Full Story

For A-Rod?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 1, 2008 08:52:24 July 1, 2008 08:52:24

Really? Him? Us Weekly is reporting that Alex Rodriguez has been making clandestine visits up to Madonna’s New York apartment suggesting that a romance with A-Rod is what’s driving her to leave Guy Ritchie. Full Story

Silent Liz

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 27, 2008 08:02:57 June 27, 2008 08:02:57

As you know, all of London is buzzing about a Madonna divorce. She is rumoured to have met with Fiona Shackleton who also represented Prince Charles and more recently Paul McCartney in his nasty split from that lying golddigger Heather Mills. Full Story

When Sienna Looks Back

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 20, 2008 06:26:27 June 20, 2008 06:26:27

Will she regret Rhys? Will she shudder at the memory of his hands all over her? Will she dry heave when recalling the smell of his sweat? This is what happens to me. I regret. I regret them all save oh maybe 3? The others were all rubbish. Some of them were uglier than f&ck. One of them I brought home and my mother was like, why are you dating a boy with three hairs on his head shaped like a tripod? Ew! Ass! Then again, maybe Sienna’s not so shallow. Full Story

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The Cartier Ex Carpet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 19, 2008 12:14:48 June 19, 2008 12:14:48

There was an ex clash last night at the Cartier event but everyone stayed civilised. I almost forgot Hilary Duff and Joel Madden used to date. And five minutes after their split he hooked up with Nicole Richie. Then Hil wrote that song and she was all pissy sh-ts until Mike Comrie came along and now it"s all happy happy and no catfights which is great for publicists but the total ass for smutlovers. Full Story

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