The New MiniVan Favourite

September 26, 2007 10:24:04 Posted at September 26, 2007 10:24:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Hollywood is awash with media savvy famewhores these days. Leading the pack Jessica Biel of course and newly emerged is Katherine Heigl and now Bridget Moynahan has joined the fray - tearing at the heartstrings of the MiniVan Majority to secure herself a professional foothold as a an attractive single mother and working actress hanging on to, yes would you believe it?, a development deal with ABC.

She and Larry Birkhead would be perfect together.

So here’s brilliant Bridge on the cover of the new OK Magazine, agreeing to a photo shoot but declining to be interviewed, knowing she needn’t have to be to make this headline a reality:

Life Without Daddy

Implications: Dear MiniVan Majority, Tom Brady is a dickhead, supermodels are dangerous and will steal your men, please give Bridget a career.

Shameless. Love it.


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