Britney Spears: The Low Classy Finishing Touch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 5, 2007 12:00:00 February 5, 2007 12:00:00
In NYC on Friday at the Baby Phat show, total suckage from head to toe – dress too tight, skin sagging, cheap ass weave, low classy complete and capped off with the ultimate low classy feature: the Turned-Out Feet. Said it before and I’ll say it again, maybe it’s just me, my irrational prejudice again them…dancer’s feet, I’m told - the product of years of dance resulting in the inability to walk without turning out the ankles and curiously always accompanied by the owner TELLING you she used to be a dancer, like a badge of honour that compels her to waddle around like a dancer just so you have to ask. And Britney has these feet – always turned out when she’s walking and especially when she’s posing and the combination of posing and turned-out feet and stubby legs…. Well, just look at her lower half. And don’t even try to tell me you think this looks good.

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