December 11, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 11, 2006 12:00:00
To survive in Hollywood these days, you apparently need an open door vagina...as evidenced by the likes of Hollywood Slut Bridage, newest member Britney Spears. Spotted kissing some new dude underneath her new jet locks, just a month after announcing her split from that slime she married. No...the other one. At least this one supposedly has a job as a record producer - small mercies, right? Hopefully his gainful employment means he doesn"t need to exercise the super sperm. I could go at least 6 months without seeing her pregnant... You?